The Return of F.U. Fridays! An Ode to Saving Abel’s Bleeding Vag [NSFW]

I know it's been a while since I've done an F.U. Friday, but I figure after this week, it was time to bring it back. This is our chance to vent about all the B.S. that has jacked up our week, so we can have a nice, stress free weekend. Whether it was your boss riding your ass, a nagging girlfriend, or in my case, a mediocre midlevel band that felt like acting like big boys someone actually cares about. Let loose and if you have a REALLY good story, I'll hook you up with some free stuff. What is it? No clue, I haven't raided the prize closet in a while, but it could be anything from a t-shirt to a cd to an autographed poster.

Now that we have the business end out the way, time to vent. This week I want to give a really big FU to Saving Abel. It may seem like I'm beating this to death, but they seriously pissed me off. I could get them getting pissed if we stole their song or something a couple of month before it dropped, but they sent a Cease and Desist and threatened legal action because we played their song 3 (yes you read that right, THREE) days before they wanted it released. Why? Well, because they wanted it to premiere on Satellite radio first. Are you f**king kidding me?!?

First off, Satellite radio can kiss my ass. Sure, they can do a lot of things better on there because they don't have the FCC crawling up their ass, but really other than that, they suck. Last time I listened to 'Cockstain' or whatever their rock station is called, they were "debuting" new songs that we've been playing for at least a month (not to mention we still are the ONLY station, terrestrial or otherwise, to play Puscifer. So suck on that you pansy ass Satellite radio dj). Why waste your time debuting a song to a faceless audience that you can't connect with? Makes no sense.

Secondly, Saving Abel have a show here on June 12th with Redlight King and Aranda at the Warehouse. Don't you think it would be in their best interest to let us play their song so we can pump their show and put money in their pockets when people show up? Yes, yes it would. But no no no...they wanted to be a whiny bunch of pansy-ass bitches over three god damn days!

So, you know what, f**k em. All I can really say is, thank the lord that show is on a Tuesday. That way we can see the two bands worth seeing (Redlight King and Aranda) and bail without ever dealing with these schmucks.

Saving Abel I hope you enjoy all the time your getting on a station that no listens to. And I REALLY, hope you enjoy watching the crowd at the Warehouse file out to the bar when you guys to take the stage. And, oh yeah, F**K YOU!

P.S.- This song is dedicated to you :)