The Most Depressing Commercial on the Planet

Saddest song in the worldYou've all seen the commercial with the dogs and the cats looking insanely sad and they play that song about Angels in the background. It's seriously a downer. But I think it's the song that gets you. Which is why I believe that if you are the ugliest stripper on the planet, and you play that song, men will throw money at you and not even know why. Try it, ugly stripper, and watch your career take off