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Terrorists With No Lead In Their Guns

I’m so pumped that America has been kicking ass and taking names in the Terrorist killing department lately. And it’s not all just because of all the bad stuff these guys have done to us over the years. I mean that has a lot to do with it, but overall these guys just lead miserable lives. This story pretty much sums up their horrible existence.

According to Gitmo documents posted by Wikileaks, a senior al-Qaeda detainee, Abd al-Rahim Hussein Muhammad Abdah al-Nashiri, was so devoted to jihad that to avoid being “distracted” by women, he took injections to promote impotence and urged his fellow terrorists to do the same.

This seems a bit extreme to me. If you really wanted to get off of women permanently, you could just watch Sex and the City for a few days. But this does go a long way in explaining why all the women in the afterlife are virgins.

But, if we could get all the members of al-Qaeda to do this we’d be rid of all these scumbags in one generation!

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