Talk About A Full Load
Each and every week, criminals keep getting dumber and dumber. However, this week we not only have the “Dumbest Criminal of the Week,” but quite possibly the dumbest criminal EVER.
Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania was arrested for being connected to a minor burglary. That’s bad, but not unheard of. Now, is when we get into the fun part of the story.
A routine search by police turned up three baggies of suspected heroin, which she admitted belonged to her. But, on the way down to the station, officers noticed Mackaliunas was tweaking and fidgeting around in the back seat. Upon arriving at the station, Karin couldn’t hold her secret in anymore and admitted she had more stuff on her person. On should I say in her because her vagina was packed tighter than a pick up full of construction workers.
Here is her vagina’s inventory list: 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags, eight-and-a-half prescription pills, and $51.22 in cash.
Many questions could be asked here, but I think the main one should be, ” Are you part Kangaroo?”