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Wear Your Bloody Heart on Your Sleeve with These ‘Walking Dead’ Valentine’s Day Cards

Everybody loves The Walking Dead. And most people love Valentine's Day. Put them together and you get...Walking Dead Valentine's Day cards? Leave it to the creative minds at Etsy to mix walkers with love.

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The Cost of Getting Laid: $218

Welcome to VD -- that's Valentine's Day. If you are in need of a date for that special day, that's one thing, but if you plan on dipping the wick it's going to cost you. But not as much as you may think.

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Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a Great Facial, So Treat Your Lady to One This Valentine’s Day

Valentine's Day is next week and plenty of guys have no clue what to get their girlfriends. Jewelry and flowers are cliché and expected, so surprise your girlfriend with a facial instead.

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Steak and a BJ Day Is Quite Possibly the Greatest Holiday EVER!

This time of the year sucks the big one if your a guy. Valentine's Day is right around the corner and the pressure to meet your ladies expectations is mounting. And guys, we all know what happens if we fail: we don't get laid and we get bitched at on a pretty consistent basis.

It sucks. It's terrible that all the pressure is on us and we get nothing in return. Well, finally, the shoe gets put on the other foot with a love holiday designed for guys -- Steak & BJ Day.

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Too Big of a Puss to Break Up With Your Girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Let Steel Panther Do it For You! [VIDEO]

Valentine's Day is the day where love is in the air (and in your girlfriend). But before you go off and do something dumb like propose to your loved one, think about this: 50% of 1st marriages and 67% of 2nd marriages end in divorce and 25% of all marriages end in death (and usually not natural or as we call it "The Courtney Love Method of Separation)...

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Gentlemen’s Rant on Valentine’s Day

Let's face it, Valentine's Day SUCKS! It's a manufactured holiday that is clearly focused on women. Finally a few brave souls have the balls to speak out on the unfairness of Valentine's Day in The Gentlemen's Rant: Valentine's Day.

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Attention, Men — Women Want Creative Gifts on Valentine’s Day

For a guy, finding the right Valentine’s Day gift for his beloved can be a challenge. And if a new online survey is to be believed, it just got a little harder — women say the stand-by chocolates and flowers simply won’t do.

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10 Reasons You Absolutely Should Not Propose on Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is upon us. While we heart this most romantic of romantic days, we must warn you that asking that special someone to take your hand in marriage isn’t always the best idea.

Here are 10 reasons the most serious question you should ask on Valentine’s Day just might be, “What color candy heart would you like?”

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Slayer Hate-Filled Candy Jar is Perfect Gift for Valentine’s Day

Slayer are offering a thoroughly metallic twist on those popular Valentine’s Day treats known as “conversation hearts” as only Kerry King and co. can. You know ‘em – those pink, white and yellow hard candies with phrases like ‘Be Mine’ or ‘Kiss Me’ etched on them. Well, the Slayer version of said candies are black and red and they come in a jar stamped with the red red Slayer logo. But that’s not even the coolest part. The Slayer hearts boast phrases like ‘Hate,’ ‘Kill’ and ‘Destoy.’ There are even ones with the band’s name imprinted on them. Happy Valentine’s Day indeed.

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Valentine’s Day Is Next Week! I Wish Cupid Would Shoot Me in the Face! [VIDEO]

Valentine's Day is exactly one week away (oh joy) which means most of us men will drop an ass load of cash just so we can get guaranteed sex...

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Nothing Says “I Love You” Like A Cockroach [VIDEO]

If you are looking for that unique gift for your Valentine this year, well look no further! The Bronx Zoo in New York will name one of their 56,000 Hissing Cockroaches after your sweetheart. To sweeten the deal, you can even get a coca-roach to give your Valentine. Just the ticket for ending that never ending relationship.

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Valentine’s Day Boycott?

Roses are red...violets are blue...This guy's a genius, who knew?

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