UMF

Annually, the UMF's Ugly Fest is one of the biggest parties of the year. If you've never been, essentially it's a three-day Carnival of Sin. There is booze, bikes, broads, bands and every other kind of enjoyment you could possibly imagine and a bunch you can't. As long as you aren't an uptight a-hole or a whiny vaginy, it is damn near impossible to NOT have a good time.