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Crazy Halloween Light Shows – Our Top 5 [VIDEOS]

Kayla Keys — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 20:26:10 +0000

We are less than one week from Halloween, and its good to see that people around the country are still going big in their Halloween light shows even though the economy is in the toilet. I've found a couple of AWESOME videos of Halloween light shows that I just HAD to share with you. If

Gabe's Top List for 4/20

Gabe — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 18:17:50 +0000

Top Best Things About Being a Pothead In honor of 4/20 Day, check out the Top Best Things About Being a Pothead. When you smoke enough of it, you forget you left your hit Comedy Central show at the top of your game. Other people watch “SpongeBob”. You GET “SpongeBob”. The same seven-hour Phish song [...]

Gabe's Top List: Tops Signs You're on a Bad Date

Gabe — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 17:04:04 +0000

Yesterday I mentioned that a British man and woman, went out on a blind date,and discovered an hour into it that they were actually brother and sister. This brings us to today’s list of the Top Signs You’re on a Bad Date. When you tell him you’ve been looking forward to the date, he winks [...]

Gabe's Top List: Top Baseball Fun Facts

Gabe — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 16:57:27 +0000

In honor of Opening Day in Major League Baseball, check out the Top Baseball Fun Facts. In an unbelievable coincidence, Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s disease. It consists of three leagues: The “AL”, the “NL”, and the “LL Cool J.” Though it sounds like it, “sinker balls” are not something Larry King experienced through [...]

Gabe's Top List: Top Signs You're at a Bad Zoo

Gabe — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 13:01:44 +0000

Workers at the Bronx Zoo still can’t find a giant cobra that escaped from their reptile house . . . (pause) . . . Here are the Top Signs You’re at a Really Bad Zoo. The baboon’s ass is nowhere near as red and swollen as the brochure promised. The three-toed sloth is a mutated [...]

Gabe's Top List:Top Things Overheard At Lady Gaga's Birthday Party

Gabe — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 16:12:40 +0000

Alright! “Poker Face” again! No one could ever get sick of that song! It’s time to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Tell Kathy Griffin to stand against the wall and remain motionless. Hey, look! A straight dude! Just kidding. A turtleneck to hide my Adam’s Apple? It’s just what I wanted! Today, we [...]

Gabe's Top List- Top Things Hugh Hefner Worries About

Gabe — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:05:46 +0000

His fiancée might be cheating on him with Dr. Phil’s son, but it turns out that’s not the only thing causing the old playboy concern. Check out the Top Things Hugh Hefner Worries About. Avoiding light-colored silk pajama bottoms that easily show pee stains. Becoming a parody of himself. Oops. Too late. Not finding a [...]

Gabe's Top List of the Day

Gabe — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 15:12:30 +0000

Plastic surgery procedures were up last year. If you’re thinking about gettin’ some work done, I hope you don’t recognize anything from this list of the Top Signs You Picked The Wrong Plastic Surgeon. When you ask him about the benefits of facial reconstruction, he throws his vodka at you and storms out in tears. [...]

Gabe's Top Things Space Aliens Would Say After Landing on Earth

Gabe — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:48:09 +0000

Sammy Hagar told MTV that he had been visited by aliens who downloaded his thoughts. So what if they come back? Check out the Top Things Space Aliens Would Say After Landing on Earth. –So let me get this straight: America ISN’T a post-apocalyptic wasteland . . . we just landed in Detroit? –Take us [...]

Gabe's Top Signs Spring is Here

Gabe — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 12:34:27 +0000

Yesterday was the first day of spring so let’s check out the Top Signs Spring Has Arrived. Donald Trump replaced his hair with fake Easter basket grass. Lady Gaga’s egg is painted. You’ve almost finished puking green beer. You have more daylight to go outside and breathe in Japanese radiation. All your gay buddies have [...]

Top Things You Don't Want To Hear On St. Patrick's Day

Gabe — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 12:02:03 +0000

***WARNING*** THIS CAME FROM THE MIND OF GABE AND THEREFOR IT’S AWESOME BUT ALSO CRUDE AND KIDS SHOULDN’T READ IT, BUT NONE THE LESS AWESOME***WARNING*** Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes, Clovers and….ah screw it. It St. Patty’s Day folks and that means it’s time to celebrate the fact that some dude got rid of some snakes [...]