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Steven Seagal Gives Awesomely Bad Karate Demonstration [VIDEO]

Remember Steven Seagal? He was a 'big time' action movie 'star' from the 90s. How he became popular and world renown is way beyond me. Well, apparently, he is still a big damn deal in Russia and goes over there pretty regularly to 'perform' Martial Arts clinics. And no...they are WAY worse than you could even imagine. And by the way, it seems like since his career went down the tubes, the only thing under siege has been his fridge. Check it out below: 

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Idiot Teens Steal Goat to Ask Girl to Prom In a Stupid Way [Video]

This shows you how stupid high school kids can be, and most of them are pretty stupid.

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Drunk Mom Makes Skateboarding Fun Again [VIDEO]

When I was a youngster, I was totally into skateboarding. I didn't go ANYWHERE unless I had my board handy. But then I grew up, discovered girls and whiskey, got a drivers license...then all of a sudden skateboarding didn't seem that important. But thanks to the interwebs, skateboarding seems fun and interesting again. Don't believe me? Watch this video of a drunk mom on a board and tell me you don't want to go hang out at the local skate park...

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New Teen Prank Is Putting ‘Em In a Coffin [VIDEO]

Remember planking? And the gallon smash?

Well, there's a new teen thing going viral on the Internet, and it's just as stupid as its predecessors.

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Nothing Like A Christmas Song From Pornhub To Get You In The Holiday Spirit [VIDEO]

Two things I never thought I'd hear in a sentence together are Pornhub and Christmas Carols. But, here we are talking about the unthinkable. Pornhub has put together a group of musically 'adept' pornstars to make a Christmas record. Yes...let that sink in for a minute. 

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: ESPN’s Skip Bayless Has Weird Perspective On Los Angeles Lakers’ Kobe Bryant (Video)

ESPN's Skip Bayless has always been known as a bit of a blowhard.

He is in the sports news constantly, but almost always for being a lightning rod that nobody agrees with.

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: ‘Fox & Friends’ Host Asks Little League Baseball Player Why She Doesn’t Play ‘Female-Friendly’ Sport [Video]

The other day, we posted about 13-year-old Mo'Ne Davis, who pitched a shutout in the Mid-Atlantic regional championship to send her Philadelphia team to the Little League Baseball World Series.

She's got a fastball that reaches 70 miles per hour and left a bunch of batters standing there wondering what the heck just happened. It's a great story, because Davis is tearing down gender barriers by being the only girl on the team.

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Every Truck Commerical Ever Rolled into One

I've done more than my share of commercials in my life and after a while they all start to sound the same. I came across a stupid funny video that sums up every single truck commercial ever.

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Women In Sweden Get Drunk and Go Skiing in Their Underwear with Cows [VIDEO]

Now, I'm not really sure what the hell is going on in Sweden, but I'm kind of digging it. A video has surfaced online of a couple of chicks in Sweden getting liquored up on Moonshine and skiing with cows. It's really weird and kind of arousing.

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In New York, Apparently Strip Clubs Have No Artistic Value…LIES!

If there is one thing Vinnie Paul and I have in common, it's an undying love of strippers. And I find it very insulting that a New York Court ruled 4-3 that Nite Moves Strip Club in Albany couldn't get "dramatic or musical arts performances” tax exemption because strip clubs have no artistic value...WHAT?!?

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Bath Salts: One Helluva Drug

Rick James once said, "Cocaine, it's a helluva drug." But that's just because he died before "bath salts" were the drug of choice. Now, that is some crazy stuff and will drive you insane if you take enough of it

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Moms Hide Your Vodka and Your Tampons

You should probably start worrying when you find your vodka and your tampons missing.  Teens have begun a new trend on how to get drunk and not have alcohol on their breath, and we're warning you now that it's pretty gross.  So if you have a weak stomach, don't click to read more.

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