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What Do Drunk Germans Do When They Get Arrested? [VIDEO]

Puff — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:09:38 +0000

Well, unlike most people who get arrested, the Germans fight back...with a dildo. And yes this video is as weird as it sounds (What kind of man carries around a pink dildo in his pocket?).

Tip of the Day: Don't Drive Drunk (Especially When Carrying The Bar Tab in Your Pocket) [VIDEO]

Puff — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:54:47 +0000

We here at 99X don’t condone drunk driving. It’s just dumb. You can go to jail, loose your license, pay an assload of money to the authorities…and more importantly, you could seriously hurt yourself or someone else. It’s just not very good. But, since we can’t stop you and you do drive drunk, make sure [...]

Crack Really Does Kill! [VIDEO]

Puff — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:58:55 +0000

When we hear those old wives tales like “If you masturbate, you’ll go blind”, we generally pay them no mind because we think they are BS. And most of them probably are. However, the saying “Crack Kills” can now being taken literally. A South Carolina man died in the backseat of a patrol car after ingesting [...]

What's Locked Up, Handcuffed, and Really Sucks?

Puff — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:21:56 +0000

Monday in Montgomery County, Texas, Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham were arrested on drug charges at a Whataburger after a male acquaintance passed out from Hydrocodone that Arie admitted giving him.

The two were put into the back of a police car, but the driver soon noticed that he couldn't see Arie. He says he pulled ov

What Does Your Tattoo Tell People?

Steve King — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:49:56 +0000

I have a friend who got a tat a few years back and he is so proud of it...why, i have no idea. It is SUPPOSED to be a Bald Eagle with the American flag, but it looks like a duck with an American flag.

Which brings me to the Dumbass of the day:
According to the Chicago Sun Times, Donnie Whitworth (AKA Casper) is well known to his local police precinct

Florida Mom Leaves Kids in the Car to Go Shoplifting

Danny Gallagher — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 19:31:53 +0000

A woman from Kissimmee, FL is facing both theft and child neglect charges for allegedly leaving two children in a car in the parking lot of a store where she was shoplifting. Sheriff’s deputies arrested Stacey Armstrong after employees of the store caught her shoplifting $100 of candy and some cosmetics. As she was being [...]

Pot and Criminals Do NOT Mix…[VIDEO]

Puff — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:42:54 +0000

According to a new survey, 50% of the country feels that marijuana should be legal, and I used to be on that band wagon. But, this is the reason pot won’t be legal for a LONG time…it turns people into complete F*#king idiots. Don’t believe me, well just read this story…. A SHREVEPORT MAN HAS [...]

Amish Man Arrested For Arranging Horse and Buggy Tryst With 12-Year-Old Girl

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 19:55:08 +0000

While the Amish completely reject most technologies, like the automobile, they apparently aren’t dead set against cellphone use.

In fact, Amish man Willard Yoder used his cellphone to send 600 sexually charged text messages to a 12-year-old girl.

Burglar Caught with Deer Camera [VIDEO LINK]

Kayla Keys — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 22:20:11 +0000

You don't really need a high dollar security system to catch a burglar in the act. All you need is a deer camera cleverly hidden in a trash can. Or at least that's all that a Heather Cagle needed to bust Timothy Sepulvado, 21, breaking in to her house.

KTBS reports that Cagle had noticed some things missing from her house when she came home from work, so she set up her own sting operation using a deer camera stuffed in a trash can. That recored her NEIGHBOR, Sepulvado, walking around her house after having gained entry from, what local authorities can only surmise, her doggy door.

Drug Addicts, Crack Rocks, and Penises…Oh My!

Puff — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 09:28:59 +0000

Drug Addicts have a dedication to their vices that I could never match. Sometimes you have to do insane things to try and score as well as maintain your high(think about what Dave Chappelle had to do in Half-Baked in the Bodega). I just don’t have that kind of motivation or dedication. However, a recently arrested Kentucky man is the [...]