February 20, 2012 Well, unlike most people who get arrested, the Germans fight back...with a dildo. And yes this video is as weird as it sounds (What kind of man carries around a pink dildo in his pocket?).
January 6, 2012 We here at 99X don't condone drunk driving. It's just dumb. You can go to jail, loose your license, pay an assload of money to the authorities...and more importantly, you could seriously hurt yourself or someone else
December 28, 2011 When we hear those old wives tales like "If you masturbate, you'll go blind", we generally pay them no mind because we think they are BS. And most of them probably are. However, the saying "Crack Kills" can now being taken literally
November 22, 2011 Monday in Montgomery County, Texas, Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham were arrested on drug charges at a Whataburger after a male acquaintance passed out from Hydrocodone that Arie admitted giving him.
The two were put into the back of a police car, but the driver soon noticed that he couldn't see Arie. He says he pulled ov
November 14, 2011 I have a friend who got a tat a few years back and he is so proud of it...why, i have no idea. It is SUPPOSED to be a Bald Eagle with the American flag, but it looks like a duck with an American flag.
Which brings me to the Dumbass of the day:
According to the Chicago Sun Times, Donnie Whitworth (AKA Casper) is well known to his local police precinct
A woman from Kissimmee, FL is facing both theft and child neglect charges for allegedly leaving two children in a car in the parking lot of a store where she was shoplifting.
October 20, 2011 According to a new survey, 50% of the country feels that marijuana should be legal, and I used to be on that band wagon. But, this is the reason pot won't be legal for a LONG time...it turns people into complete F*#king idiots
While the Amish completely reject most technologies, like the automobile, they apparently aren’t dead set against cellphone use.
In fact, Amish man Willard Yoder used his cellphone to send 600 sexually charged text messages to a 12-year-old girl.
You don't really need a high dollar security system to catch a burglar in the act. All you need is a deer camera cleverly hidden in a trash can. Or at least that's all that a Heather Cagle needed to bust Timothy Sepulvado, 21, breaking in to her house.
KTBS reports that Cagle had noticed some things missing from her house when she came home from work, so she set up her own sting operation using a deer camera stuffed in a trash can. That recored her NEIGHBOR, Sepulvado, walking around her house after having gained entry from, what local authorities can only surmise, her doggy door.
February 6, 2011 Drug Addicts have a dedication to their vices that I could never match. Sometimes you have to do insane things to try and score as well as maintain your high(think about what Dave Chappelle had to do in Half-Baked in the Bodega)
