Forget London 2012 — This is the Olympics, Louisiana-Style [VIDEO]
Your call. The shot put, the long jump, and table tennis. Or pole, stage, and lapdance. That's what I thought. Yeah, Hope solo is hot, but I'd put 20-to-1 down that you won't see her in goal wearing nothing but a thong. And it's not easy throwing down singles from the 42nd row...