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Watch Two Shreveport Strippers Read the News

99xstaff — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:15:25 +0000

We don’t pay much attention to big news stories — unless they involve metal, porn or some glorious combination of the two. However, watching strippers read the news is enough to make even the most banal story interesting. Two local strippers were nice enough to stop by the 99X studio to read the news and [...]

10 Craziest Strip Club Moments in History

Mike Adams — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 17:00:05 +0000

What we know as the modern day strip club really started to gain popularity at the end of World War II, and ever since then the combination of booze and strippers has sort of become synonymous with post-Babylonian culture; a sexual haven for the common man who's looking for cheap thrills, a dollar at a time.

The Super Bowl Commercial Dodge Should Have Made: God Made A Stripper

Puff — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:10:49 +0000

One of the most talked about commercials during the Super Bowl was Dodge’s “God Made A Farmer.” It brought out a lot of emotions for people. It was brilliant (and possibly a rip off), but honestly, Dodge could have made that commercial about anyone. Since the Super Bowl, many ‘God Made…’ parodies have popped up [...]

Strippers Now Have Benefits — Other Than Great Boobs

Puff — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:28:38 +0000

Strippers have rough lives. They have to dance, listen to music, hustle unsuspecting drunks…I mean it’s tough. But now, all their hard work is starting to pay off! According to the Kansas Supreme Court, strippers are now entitled to full benefits. The old rule of thinking was that strippers were contract workers, which shielded club [...]

Cleveland Stripper Falls Head Over Heels For Tip…Literally

Puff — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:43:30 +0000

I don't know if you been to the Strip Club lately, but it seems like most of the girls are just mailing it in. No wild pole tricks, nothing crazy in the lap dance room. It sucks, and not in a good way.

But not all strippers are metaphorically sucking balls. Some are really getting after it. One Cleveland stripper was working so hard for her tips that she took a 15 foot nose dive!

Stormy Daniels' Advice To Girls Who Want To Do Porn: 'Don't' [INTERVIEW]

Chris Dee — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 20:46:27 +0000

World renowned actress/porn star Stormy Daniels slid over to the 99X studios moments before her huge show at the Hustler Club.

Daniels knows her stuff when it comes to porn, having won hundreds of awards, not only for her skills in front of the camera, but behind as well.

In New York, Apparently Strip Clubs Have No Artistic Value…LIES!

Puff — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:16:38 +0000

If there is one thing Vinnie Paul and I have in common, it's an undying love of strippers. And I find it very insulting that a New York Court ruled 4-3 that Nite Moves Strip Club in Albany couldn't get "dramatic or musical arts performances” tax exemption because strip clubs have no artistic value...WHAT?!?

Taiwan Gets it Right with Funeral Strippers

Cameron Simcik — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 18:00:01 +0000

Funerals suck. We don’t like to get into that sappy crap. Unless of course said funeral involves half-naked women, because half-naked women make any situation a thousand times better. Well folks, our twisted dreams have come true. Over in Taiwan, they have this whole honoring the dead thing down pat. Basically, the Taiwanese have funeral [...]

Strippers Banned From, Well, Stripping

Mike Adams — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 21:44:15 +0000

A ban on stripping has been placed on girls at an Australian strip club ever since liquor and gaming officials revoked the establishment’s permit in lieu of a tax debt of nearly $1 million. Without a permit, dancers working at Players Showgirls are now being forced to keep their performances PG-13 by not getting completely [...]

Forget London 2012 — This is the Olympics, Louisiana-Style [VIDEO]

renfield — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:19:03 +0000

Your call. The shot put, the long jump, and table tennis. Or pole, stage, and lapdance. That’s what I thought. Yeah, Hope solo is hot, but I’d put 20-to-1 down that you won’t see her in goal wearing nothing but a thong. And it’s not easy throwing down singles from the 42nd row. Enter the [...]

Top 5 Lap Dances in Movies [NSFW VIDEOS]

Puff — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 17:21:31 +0000

I hate Tom Cruise. I loathe the guy. He's a miserable prick who worships aliens. Also, his new movie 'Rock of Ages' which is a Moulin Rouge-esque musical about the 8o's Hair Metal era, is an embarrassment to metal and metal fans everywhere.

And on top of that they cut the only good portion of the movie out! Apparently, Julianne Hough gave a killer lap dance to Tom Cruise. They cut it out because they thought it was "too much" for female members of the audience.

Top Rock Pole-Riding Anthems [PICS & VIDEOS]

Puff — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:18:58 +0000

I am a big fan of strippers. Why? Because they are the only women I can get to touch my penis on a regular basis. But, that's not really the point of this post. My point is that I go to the strip club a lot and I hear a lot (A LOT!) of crappy rap music. I mean, there are a few good rap songs that are good for the strip club, but most of them are pure crap.

A New Christmas Tradition – 'THE SLUTCRACKER' [VIDEO]

gonzo — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 23:15:57 +0000

The timeless ballet classic ‘The Nutcracker’ has been run on stages across the country throughout the holiday season – but never quite like this. Tchaikovsky’s best seller, in particular its unmistakable music, is so popular at Christmas that it has been tweaked to cater to different audiences …creating the ‘Slutcracker’ - a version starring pole [...]

Who Says Pole Dancing Can't Be Artistic and Tasteful? [VIDEO]

Puff — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:05:52 +0000

When I think of strippers, I think of tasteless debauchery that is fueled by whiskey and a strong sexual desire. Which isn’t a bad thing. Hell, I have a Wild Orchid VIP card in my wallet right now. But, every now and then, a stripper comes along with an amazing stage show that just blows [...]

Lap Dances For The Kids [PIC]

Steve King — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:00:08 +0000

When you think about kids at Christmas, what comes to mind? Santa Claus? Elves? Snow? Helping the needy? That’s it, helping the needy! And The Admiral Theatre in Chicago (a strip-club) is here to help with Lap Dance for Needy. From now through Saturday, this high-class house of nudity will be bumping and grinding on you for donation to help [...]

Thank God For Strip Clubs! Thanks to Them, We Now Can Lie to Our Wives Without Getting Caught

Puff — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:46:44 +0000

It’s no secret that men go to strip clubs and do things that aren't wife or girlfriend approved. So, to help cover our asses, a South African strip club has kindly created a cologne that lets their clients disguise where they’ve been. Rather than smell of sweat, cheap perfume and the scent of longing, men can now opt to smell of three alternatives instead.

THE Must See Movie of 2011 "Strippers vs. Werewolves" [VIDEO]

Kayla Keys — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:00:23 +0000

FINALLY we get some relief from vampires and zombies in horror films. Not that I am against movies with vampires or zombies, but since the vampires began to sparkle I started to lose interest.

In the beginning there was "Zombie Strippers," but that movie was starved of actual brains not just the celluloid brains the Zombie Strippers were craving. Now there is hope with a new movie coming this winter, "Strippers vs. Werewolves."

Strippers Perform at Funerals in Taiwan [VIDEO]

Townsquare Media — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:41:54 +0000

What’s the wackiest thing you’ve heard lately? Here are two words that can probably top that: funeral strippers. In rural parts of Taiwan, hiring strippers to dance at a funeral is as normal as hiring a singer. For a small fee, the exotic dancers — all women — perform for mourners on the back of [...]

Strippers Learning Hypnosis To Make More Money [VIDEO]

Puff — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 21:58:45 +0000

All stripper loving men better read this story because it could cost you a lot of heart ache and money! Cleopatra’s Lounge, a strip club in West Yorks, England, has hired stage hypnotist Grant Saunders to teach its lap dancers how to mesmerize clients into spending more money. The club owner said his girls used [...]

Eye-Boob

Puff — Sat, 14 May 2011 21:57:13 +0000

New Orleans plastic surgeon Dr. Elizabeth Kinsley has developed an iPhone app with 3D imaging technology to help women see what they'd look like with fake boobs.

The woman just takes a photo of herself in a bra or bathing suit, then uses a sliding tool bar to make her boobs bigger or smaller, to help her decide what size would be best