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Kate Upton, Burgers, and Mayo…Oh My! [VIDEO]

gonzo — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 21:46:02 +0000

I, for one, love burgers. Big, fat, juicy burgers. The kind we just can't seem to get in Shreveport (Can someone open a Port O' Call here, for God's sake?!?!?!?). I also like to dip my fries in mayo, not catsup. Don't judge until you've tried it. It's truly magic in your mouth. And I'm also quite fond of Kate Upton. Not as a food source, as such...but, I would drink her bath water through a straw to wash down my burger, if that counts...

Kate Upton, and Kate Upton's Boobs, Were On SNL

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 02:24:18 +0000

Kate Upton, and Kate Upton’s boobs, were special guests on Saturday Night Live last night in a skit about a special ‘President’s Day’ episode of ‘What Up With That?’ Bill O’Reilly also appeared in the skit with Upton. Maya Rudolph was the host of the episode and Sleigh Bells were the musical guests. It’s been [...]

Are You Up To The Kate Upton Challenge? [VIDEO]

gonzo — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:54:06 +0000

It’s like the Tootsie Pop test, only better. How long can you look at Kate Upton without the urge to dive into a serious bout of self molestation? Only those with the ultimate mastery of their domain can make it through ten minutes plus…My record’s about a minute five…

Kate Upton – A 99X Valentine's Day Card For You [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:56:18 +0000

Face it. It’s the day before Valentine’s Day. If you’re not married, in a relationship, or have a regular booty call – you ain’t getting lucky tomorrow. Thankfully, you’ve are a black belt in fapping, and we’re providing the motivation with the following gallery of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Kate Upton. Happy Valentine’s Day. Loser. [...]