I remember when I was a mere juvenile delinquent...watching a friend shoplift a Playboy from the shelf of a local drug store. It seemed like a lot of trouble. Casing the joint to make sure no one was watching. Turning his back to the store's video surveillance camera (like his series of ridiculous contortions to get the magazine shoved down his pants weren't a dead giveaway!). Obviously, the camera was for show, as he staggered out of the store bowlegged with not a single drug store cop at his heels. But, like I said....a lot of work for a $5.00 magazine.