shaving

Guys, sad news: It's December. That means Movember is over and it's time to get rid of that upper-lip caterpillar that you've been growing for the last month.

I don't know about you, but I use to hate shaving. It's a big pain in the ass. Not to mention it can be expensive as hell. The cheap disposable ones eat your face alive. And a decent razor with replacements cartridges cost an arm and a leg. But, there are two alternatives that not only will give you the best shave of your life, but will also save you a ton of cash!

For the low, low price of $100,000, you don’t have to worry about replacing a dull razor blades for 10 whole years! The Zafirro Iridium razor features solid white sapphire blades, which are hypoallergenic and almost completely resistant to oxidation and corrosion.  But it’s actually  the razor’s handle, made from the rare metal iridium, that makes the Zafirro so absurdly expensive.

Monkey see, monkeydo? If you are the brave sort and are looking for a conversation starter try a Monkey Tail Beard! It's the newest trend for those who are willing to try something new and possibly have their girlfriend break up with them.  Yeah, I thought that might get your attention. I've not seen a Monkey Tail Beard in person, YET, but I hope to see one soon!