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Durex Invents Long Distance Relationship Foreplay with 'Fundawear'

Stifler — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:30:06 +0000

If you’ve ever been in a long distance relationship you know how much it sucks to not be able to touch your significant other. Durex came(zing) up with a smart phone app that interacts with undergarments to give a pleasurable sensation. Just watch the damn video.

Can Booze Ruin Your Sex Life?

Puff — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 15:26:30 +0000

I think it's safe to say that most of us like to enjoy an alcoholic beverage from time to time, but could your boozy indulgence be ruining your sex life? According to sex therapist, Petra Zebroff, the answer is yes.

The Greatest Porn Ads of the Past Decade [PICS & VIDEOS]

Puff — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 13:30:18 +0000

I think it's safe to say that if you are somewhere between the age of 15 & 100, you've probably seen a porno. And once you see one, you've seen them all. (Woman (or women) gets all hot and bothered, random guy shows up, moaning ensues, then comes the money shot, repeat.)

Personally, I think the best part of the porn business are the ads. They have to be super creative and ingenious to capture our attention and not corrupt the minds of the world's youth (as if they won't discover the joys of porn and fried chicken sooner or later on their own). So, here are some of the best porn ad campaigns of the past 10 years or so. Enjoy!

Best Rock Songs Dedicated To Hot, Dirty Sex [VIDEOS]

Puff — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 15:30:49 +0000

You just can’t complete the Rock and Roll trifecta without sex and drugs. And as far as I’m concerned the dirtier, the better. So, here are my favorite tunes dedicated to sleazy, trashy love. Enjoy and try not to catch VD…

Feeling Lonely? Enter the Air Sex World Championships [VIDEO]

Puff — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 16:03:14 +0000

Are you a lonely guy or gal? Do you play excessive amounts of World of Warcraft and masturbate a lot because no other human being will touch you? Well, if you answered 'Yes' to any of these questions and you are good at humping yourself (or nothing at all) you need to check out the Air Sex World Championships. It's like air guitar for your junk.

There is a Best Day for Everything — Find Out Why Sex on Thursday is King, and a Whole Lot More

Puff — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 14:45:40 +0000

Whoever said, 'There is no time like the present, there is no time like now' was obviously full of bull s___! According to a new study from The Sun, there is a PERFECT day for everything! Here is a list of the best days to take care of business.

Hey Ladies, A New Study Says That Semen Makes You Smarter…No, Seriously

Puff — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 15:07:11 +0000

The wonderful researchers from SUNY Albany have authored a study which claims that certain chemicals found in semen can have a positive effect on the physical and mental health of women who frequently engage in unprotected sex. Apparently, semen contains such “mood-altering chemicals” as estrone and oxytocin, which elevate mood; cortisol, which promotes affection; serotonin, which acts [...]

Mixing Alcohol With Energy Drinks Could Lead To Casual Sex

Puff — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:00:11 +0000

In this not-so-shocking scientific study, Researchers at University at Buffalo’s Research Institute on Addictions in New York state found that people who mix energy drinks with booze are more likely to have casual, risky sex. (Guys, you should be taking notes!) “Mixing energy drinks with alcohol can lead to unintentional over-drinking, because the caffeine makes it [...]

Would You Rather Give Up Sex or Lose Your Job? — Survey of the Day

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 20:00:29 +0000

If you need any other indication that the job market is tough these days, consider this survey by online casino Roxy Palace. In it, 700 men were asked if they would live without sex if that meant they could keep their job. Forty-three percent of the poll’s respondents answered that keeping their job was more [...]

Sex in Difficult Places Could Lead to Our Next Evolutionary Step

Puff — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 12:43:57 +0000

According to a new scientific study from the University of Auckland, sex in difficult places could lead to our next evolutionary step! (I wonder if by difficult places they mean the back of a Volkswagen?) “According to classic evolutionary theory, sexual reproduction should actually retard a species’ ability to adapt to complex environments and in the long [...]

Puff's Adolescent Jewish Dreams [VIDEO]

gonzo — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:56:03 +0000

Who knew Puff’s real name was Jeffrey Goldstein? And he’s Jewish?!?!? Come with me, if you dare, into the adolescent Puff’s dreamworld…where hopefully we’ll find an explanation as to how he became the man we now know simply as…Puff….

Steven Hawking is Swinger?

Kayla Keys — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 23:19:01 +0000

Talk about coming outta left field! According to Radar Online Professor and all around smart as hell dude, and 70 years old to boot, Steven Hawking frequents a sex club in California. Wow, it's like a scene out of Family Guy!

Sex Scene or Murder Scene? [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:34:54 +0000

Looking for a great way to waste a few minutes at work? Not that I would ever do that of course, but
liquidgeneration.com does have some mindless games on their website that will give you a good reason to postpone that TPS report.
This one is my favorite...mainly because I kicked it's ass!

I'll Take 'Deviant Sex Acts' For $400, Alex! [VIDEO]

gonzo — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 01:29:36 +0000

WTF?!?!?! “Donkey-Punch” makes it’s way to Jeopardy! I can hear Alex smirking…just a little. And Mike? That’s the last guy I would think to be versed in the way of the Donkey-Punch! Just goes to show…you never know!

15 Crazy Things You Probably Don't Know About Vaginas

gonzo — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:07:12 +0000

We men have heard it all of our lives. From TV, from magazines, from movies, from books, FROM WOMEN. We don't understand our female counterparts. We don't understand how they think. We don't understand how they feel. And God knows, we know damn near nothing about the female fun stuff. But the last one, thankfully, has been solved by one Lissa Rankin, a doctor who happens to write for Psychology Today. In her column 'Owning Pink', she gives us the low down on what a woman has down low. For your enlightenment, I give you 15 Crazy Things About Vaginas.

Austrian School That Literally Screws You Over Tuition [VIDEO] NSFW

Puff — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 12:54:40 +0000

Everyone that has ever attended school knows that it sucks. Well, thanks to Austria, we have a school that makes school sucking fun. The Austrian International School of Sex is the only school in the world that offers college degrees in “applied sexuality.” The school will give you a “hands on” educational experience for the [...]

One More Reason Not To Have Sex With Sheep

gonzo — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 00:40:25 +0000

While I don’t have any hard, fast numbers…I’m thinking there has to be at least 100 reasons why humans should not have sex with animals. Add one more to the list… Cancer. In a study done by a team of Brazilian urologists, 35% of the men interviewed reported having sex with an animal at some [...]

Can Porn Put You on the "Physically Unable To Perform" List?

Puff — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:41:07 +0000

As a man, I think I can speak for all of us red blooded, straight men and say that a little bit of porn isn't a bad thing. But, according to a report from Psychology Today, porn is de-sensitising many young people to t

The Karmasheetra Offers A New Twist in the Bedroom

Kayla Keys — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:19:25 +0000

Twister, the wholesome family favorite, finally has meet its match in putting people in uncomfortable positions.

Meet the Karmasheetra. For only £20 you can add the spice you've been looking for in the bedroom and a possible visit to the ER.

Woman Assaults Boyfriend For Not Having Sex

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 19:57:43 +0000

An Iowa woman was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend after he refused to have sex with her. The Press Citizen explains that Melissa Barbara Minarsich, 28, just needed a little sweet loving and wanted to make that incredibly clear to her boyfriend.