This...is probably one of the MOST interesting story of the weekend. Apparently, at a sold out Dead Kennedys' show, a couple performed a sex act on stage.This is just a SHOCKING story. I mean how in the HELL did the Dead Kennedys sell out a show without Jello Biafra? Anyway, check out the crazy kids in the news story below. I guess its safe to say this couple wasn't too drunk to...well, you know.