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Anthony Jeselnik – 99X Comedian of the Day

Puff — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 12:22:38 +0000

He is the rudest, most offensive comedian in the game today. And we love every minute of it. If you are easily offended, well that probably means you’re a pussy, should take a look around at the world we live in and grow the eff up and get a sense of humour! Now, if you have [...]

Andrew Dice Clay – 99X Comedian of the Day

Puff — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:39:38 +0000

I already know what you’re thinking, “What in the eff is Puff thinking picking Dice as Comedian of the Day? Is he on drugs?” And the short answer to that is yes, but that’s not really the point. Dice, love him or hate him, was a funny guy. Sure, he wasn’t the best. Sure, he’s [...]

Top 5 Lap Dances in Movies [NSFW VIDEOS]

Puff — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 17:21:31 +0000

I hate Tom Cruise. I loathe the guy. He's a miserable prick who worships aliens. Also, his new movie 'Rock of Ages' which is a Moulin Rouge-esque musical about the 8o's Hair Metal era, is an embarrassment to metal and metal fans everywhere.

And on top of that they cut the only good portion of the movie out! Apparently, Julianne Hough gave a killer lap dance to Tom Cruise. They cut it out because they thought it was "too much" for female members of the audience.

Andy Rooney Departs '60 Minutes' — Here Are Five Great Impressions [NSFW VIDEOS]

Nick Nadel — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:59:42 +0000

After 33 years of complaining about the foibles of everyday life, loveable curmudgeon Andy Rooney is saying goodbye to the long-running CBS primetime newsmagazine ’60 Minutes’ this weekend.

Rooney’s retirement got us thinking: Have you ever noticed how many funny people do Andy Rooney impressions?

Streaker Flashes a Live Weather Channel Broadcast

Shauna Wright — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 20:50:17 +0000

The Weather Channel has never really needed a delay button before, but it may want to look into getting one now.

During a live broadcast from Hurricane Irene-ravaged Virginia on Saturday, reporter Eric Fisher was unexpectedly upstaged when a dude dressed in swim trunks ran behind him, pulled his trunks down and gave “weather front” a whole new meaning.

Watch the Lonely Island's New Video for 'We'll Kill U'

alex staub — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 03:15:55 +0000

The Lonely Island crew continue to push the limits of the gangster rap parody genre (there were limits, right?) with the video for ‘We’ll Kill U’ from their new album ‘Turtleneck and Chain‘. The monotone, nameless characters from the skits ‘Just 2 Guyz‘ and ‘We Like Sportz‘ are back, and this time they have guns and ankle socks.

True to their hardcore nature, Guy No. 1 (Akiva Schaffer) and Guy No. 2 (Jorma Taccone) remind us that “there ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks.” Maybe that’s why Steve (Andy Samberg) is rejected from joining the posse.