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		<title>Strippers Now Have Benefits &#8212; Other Than Great Boobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Puff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strippers have rough lives. They have to dance, listen to music, hustle unsuspecting drunks&#8230;I mean it&#8217;s tough. But now, all their hard work is starting to pay off! According to the Kansas Supreme Court, strippers are now entitled to full benefits. The old rule of thinking was that strippers were contract workers, which shielded club [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Strippers have rough lives. They have to dance, listen to music, hustle unsuspecting drunks...I mean it's tough. But now, all their hard work is starting to pay off!</p>
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		<title>News Anchors Talk Dirty On-Air [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gonzo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They&#8217;re hired to looked good and enunciate clearly while delivering the news/sports/weather. Maybe keeping it clean wasn&#8217;t part of the contract. Check out some HI-LAR-I-OUS TV News faux pas here: And how about some not-so-dirty memorable f@#* ups:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They're hired to looked good and enunciate clearly while delivering the news/sports/weather.  Maybe keeping it clean wasn't part of the contract.  Check out some HI-LAR-I-OUS TV News faux pas here: </p>
<p>And how about some not-so-dirty memorable f@#* ups:</p>
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		<title>SHREVEPORT POLICE CAR GOT JACKED [PHOTO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 08:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Troy Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to KSLA.com, a brand new Shreveport Police car was found early Monday morning on cinder blocks with all four tires and rims stolen. KSLA says the car was parked at a Stoner Avenue electronics shop waiting to have equipment installed in it. About six patrol units came out to investigate the scene and they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to KSLA.com, a brand new Shreveport Police car was found early Monday morning on cinder blocks with all four tires and rims stolen.</p>
<p>KSLA says the car was parked at a Stoner Avenue electronics shop waiting to have equipment installed in it</p>
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		<title>Woman Who Fell Into Mall Fountain Isn&#039;t Laughing — Actually, She&#039;s Suing [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 19:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kayla Keys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was funny while it lasted. Remember the video of the goofy girl who&#8217;s so busy trying to walk and text at the same time that she falls right into a mall fountain? The hilarious video went viral, and its pitiable star remained anonymous — until now. Turns out, not only is she not a &#8220;girl&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was funny while it lasted. Remember the video of the goofy girl who's so busy trying to walk and text at the same time that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtDpGM36J8&amp;feature=related">she falls right into a mall fountain</a>? The hilarious video went viral, and its pitiable star remained anonymous — until now.</p>
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		<title>Real-Life Superhero Loses Fight, Breaks Nose [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 05:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kayla Keys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It started a few months ago in Seattle, when would-be masked crusaders came out of the woodwork, taking on crime in the city (and in one instance bravely stopping a man who was exposing himself on a city bus). So how are the heroEs doing now? To put it bluntly: not so super. Just ask [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It started a few months ago in Seattle, when <a href="http://seattlecrime.com/2010/11/23/on-patrol-with-phoenix-jones-guardian-of-seattle" target="_self">would-be masked crusaders</a> came out of the woodwork, taking on crime in the city (and in one instance bravely stopping a man who was exposing himself on a city bus). So how are the heroEs doing now?</p>
<p>To put it bluntly: not so super. Just ask "Phoenix Jones, the Guardian of Seattle," who got <a href="http://www.komonews.com/news/local/113246859.html?tab=video" target="_self">clocked in the face and threatened with a gun</a> over the weekend when he tried to break up a downtown fight. Video of the local news coverage after the jump:</p>
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