...and surprise! I ain't the games. Before I even get started, I'll preface this by saying I hate basketball. Especially on the professional level. How hard is it for an 8 foot man to drop a ball into a hoop 10 feet off of the ground???? Raise that hoop to 25 feet, and give fans paintball guns to fire at random players - now there's a game!!
Now, on to the bright side