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Erection 2012 – The Best Political Condom Ad EVER! [PIC]

Zach Galifianakis said, and now it has been proven to be true, that dick jokes are funny in any language. Last night on the Chinese version of Twitter, Sina Weibo, Durex Condoms posted what is quite possibly the greatest condom ad EVER!

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Can’t Pick Between Romney & Obama? Maybe This Epic Rap Battle Will Help You Decide [VIDEO]

Let's face it, it's going to be HARD to vote for Obama or Romney in this year's election. They both suck major donkey balls. Basically, the only questions left with this election is 'how hard do I want get screwed?' and 'will Anal Eze be provided?'. So, yeah, we're totally and utterly f**ked.

So, since it's a dead heat in the sh*t pile, we need something to swing us one way or the other. Could the deciding factor be this Epic Rap Battle? You decide...And I guess you could always put me as your write in vote.

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Samuel L. Jackson and Sarah Silverman Take Aim At Mitt Romney [NSFW VIDEO]

It's been 4 years which means it's time for another Presidential Election (Yay?)! And since Ron Paul isn't running, that leaves us two options, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. No matter who you plan on voting for, we're going to get big time screwed.

But just because we're going to get anally reamed with no lube for the next 4 years, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun. The Jewish Council for Education and Research has started a viral voting ad campaign that feature the very funny Sarah Silverman and Samuel L. Jackson. Check them out after the jump. 

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