Well...me, Gonzo, my old lady and the rest of our crew somehow managed to survive Mayhem. It was 103 degrees in the middle of a parking lot in Dallas and the Gexa security guards were pretty much the BIGGEST dopes/dicks in the world. I'm sun burnt, deaf, and smell like Lindsey Lohan's vagina after a 3 day drinking binge...but all in all, it was one HELL of a day. Check out some photos from our misadventure below. I'm sure we'll have more to post later on, but I have yet to find my pants and camera.