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The Good Times Could Be Killing You

Puff — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 16:21:36 +0000

We all say that we want to live a "healthier" life, but when it comes down to it, most of us just get drunk and pass out in a stripper (oh...just me?). But according to a new story from Men's Health, the good times could be killing us. And not so slowly.

Underwear Aerobics [VIDEO]

renfield — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 16:53:49 +0000

Remember those television aerobics shows that you used to fap to before school? Liar!!! I used to set my alarm 30 minutes before I really needed to wake up just to watch those feisty minxes bend and stretch to a lousy dance soundtrack. What mammeries! I mean memories. I had a flashback when I stumbled [...]

The Cure for Morning Sickness? Oral Sex.

renfield — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 23:08:07 +0000

It’s a bad news/good news scenerio. Your girlfriend tells you she’s pregnant. Not exactly how you had planned to kick off the weekend. But look on the bright side. And there is a bright side. A new study shows that there is a cure for that peskiest of pregnancy woes, morning sickness. And that cure [...]

The U.S. Government Cracks Down on Penis Pump Fraud

Mike Adams — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 19:21:40 +0000

Well guys, the jig is up! The federal government is now challenging the legitimacy of American impotency by investigating a near 500 percent increase in Medicare payments for penis pumps over the last decade. According to the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services, the annual spending on pecker erector sets has gone up from $7.2 [...]

How About a Pizza To Go With That Vasectomy

Kayla Keys — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:30:04 +0000

We all love a great deal. BOGO offers are great, but I don't know about this one. There's a group of urologists in New England offering a free pizza with your vasectomy. Getting a free pizza at the sacrifice of your manhood doesn't sound like a good deal to me.

DevilDriver Bassist Leaves Hospital Following Critical Case of Pneumonia

Chad Bowar — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 21:55:31 +0000

After suffering a near-fatal bout with Streptococcus pneumonia, DevilDriver bassist Aaron “Bubble” Patrick has been released from the hospital. Frontman Dez Fafara tweeted the good news. Patrick will continue to rest for at least a week before being able to get on a plane due to his weakened lungs. The pneumonia took a heavy toll [...]

King's X Cancel Tour as Drummer Jerry Gaskill Recovers From Heart Attack

Graham "Gruhamed" Hartmann — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 21:04:58 +0000

AS we reported yesterday, King’s X drummer Jerry Gaskill suffered a heart attack on Saturday night. The band has just updated their fans on the condition of Gaskill, stating that there are some positive signs concerning his recovery.

Lose Weight – Again: Resolution 2012

Nathan Rage — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 04:28:32 +0000

If you made (the) New Years Resolution to lose weight, I’ve discovered a list of 10 tried and true ways to do it. #1- DON’T starve yourself. There is a good physiologic reason for it. #2- It’s OK to SNACK! But make it fruits, veggies or something protein. #3- PAY ATTENTION WHILE YOU EAT, so you’ll [...]

Strokin It Hard

Puff — Tue, 17 May 2011 13:56:01 +0000

Thank the Lord for Science. These guys always know how to come along and ruin our good times. Plus they have the amazing ability to make EVERYTHING seem like a life or death situation.

A study from University Medical Center in the Netherlands claims to have identified eight activities that contribute to the risk of having a brain aneurysm that can cause a stroke

Breaking News: It's Healthy To Look At Breasts! [VIDEO]

gonzo — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 23:53:15 +0000

So you eat too much. You drink too much. And your idea of a workout is walking to the office vending machine. No worries. I have great news…looking at boobs is good for your health! At last! Something I enjoy doing is good for me! At least according to Fox News: