Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas That Don’t Suck
Guys, let's face it -- there are two days you CAN'T screw up when it comes to your old lady: her birthday and Valentine's Day. You drop the ball on either of these days and not only are you not getting laid for a couple of months, but you'll be living in fear of imminent castration.
So, to make your lady happy and ensure the safety of your precious member, here are some Valentine's Day gifts that