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Gabe's Top List for 4/20

Gabe — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 18:17:50 +0000

Top Best Things About Being a Pothead In honor of 4/20 Day, check out the Top Best Things About Being a Pothead. When you smoke enough of it, you forget you left your hit Comedy Central show at the top of your game. Other people watch “SpongeBob”. You GET “SpongeBob”. The same seven-hour Phish song [...]

A Guy Dressed Up as a Mannequin and Tried To Photograph Women Using the Toilet at a Mall

Gabe — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:26:16 +0000

Never doubt the ingenuity of a true pervert. 22-year-old Joel Hardman of Birmingham, England is one of those perverts. His deviant fetish of choice is women using the toilet. So Joel came up with a scheme to film women while they did their business at a shopping mall in Birmingham. Joel disguised himself as a [...]

Why, Grandma, Why? STD Rates Among Seniors Are Up 43% Since 2005

Gabe — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:22:22 +0000

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this . . . but your grandma has been hooking up with a bunch of dirtbags. Just ’cause a guy is good at shuffleboard and has both of his original hips doesn’t mean he’s going to treat her right. According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control [...]

Texans are Driving Down To Mexico Now . . . Because Gas Across the Border is Only $2.80 a Gallon

Gabe — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:26:55 +0000

Would you risk being kidnapped by a drug lord to save a few bucks on gas? Tons of people in southern Texas say . . . ABSOLUTELY.

Screaming Swear Words is Now a Scientifically-Proven Painkiller

Gabe — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:23:45 +0000

It’s a great day for everyone out there who’s ever stubbed their toe or bumped their knee . . . then let a bunch of swear words fly no matter how many women, children, nuns, and FCC employees were around. You were on to something. According to a new study out of Keele University in [...]

Would You Wear Boxer Briefs Printed To Look Like Tight Denim Cutoffs? Of Course You Would

Gabe — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 12:06:00 +0000

We’re loving this new product out of Japan. They’re called JeanPants and they’re men’s boxer briefs that are printed to look just like skin-tight denim cutoffs. You know you like them. Just imagine stepping out of your ’86 Trans Am with that long flowing mullet and a half shirt, wearing some throwback converse and you [...]

99x Featured Artist

Gabe — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 11:54:41 +0000

I decided that starting every Friday, I’ll post a band that we either play on 99x or just kicks ass in general. This week’s featured artist is a band called Evans Blue. Evans Blue is back and better than ever with frontman Dan Chandler securely in place. The St. Louis singer was selected after an [...]

My Brief Encounter With Gerrard Butler

Gabe — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 16:01:54 +0000

Yesterday, I was driving down the Bossier Parkway and I stopped at the light where you can turn onto McDade Street. As I was sitting there, I saw a crazy blue colored Lamborghini pull up next to me. I was checking out the car (it’s not everyday you see one in this city), and I just happened [...]

My New Favorite Video…Poo Poo Broussard

Gabe — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 15:52:55 +0000

Recently, I came across this little treasure on Youtube.

Gabe's Top Stories of the Day

Gabe — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:10:10 +0000

We had a good bit of stories and in case you missed them, here they are again A Mormon journalist in Utah said new ads portraying Mormons as free-spirited and fun-loving are way off-base. Then he went home and made sweet love to his 15 wives. The Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear power plant has been upgraded [...]

I, Gabe, Prepare To Take Flight

Gabe — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:07:11 +0000

This weekend I am going skydiving. This is my first skydiving experience and on a related note, the first time flying in a plane. The way I see it, it’s good to get the worst case scenario out of the way so that you won’t freak when you’re not in a controlled environment like this will [...]

How Badly Do You Want To Try a Deep-Fried Cadbury Egg?

Gabe — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:53:37 +0000

Easter has just been changed FOREVER. In England, a restaurant owner named Martyn Bilby has started selling . . . wait for it . . . DEEP-FRIED CADBURY EGGS. And from the pictures, they look incredible. According to Bilby, each one only has 350 calories. And if you want to make some at home, the trick is to [...]

The Most Dangerous Thing You Can Do Today Is . . . Sit Down

Gabe — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:48:45 +0000

You drive to work on roads filled with distracted idiots. You walk in past the smokers and inhale their second-hand smoke. You eat a high-fat breakfast. You look at the ceiling tiles and realize they're still packed with asbestos. And after all that . . . you still haven't encountered the most life-threatening part of your day.

56% of People Admit To Talking To You From the Toilet

Gabe — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:34:23 +0000

When you’re talking with someone on the phone, and suddenly it sounds a little more echo-y on their end, do you think . . . did they just go into the bathroom? Well . . . you should.In a new survey, 56% of Americans admitted to using their cell phones in the bathroom. And we [...]

Gabe's Rejected Hallmark Cards

Gabe — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 16:12:20 +0000

I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. (inside card) After meeting you … I changed my mind. I must admit, You brought religion into my life … (inside card) I never believed in Hell Until I met you. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am … (inside [...]

Billy Crystal and Helen Mirren Did a Parody Trailer For "When Harry Met Sally 2″ . . . And it Involves 'Grampires'

Gabe — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 16:06:34 +0000

BILLY CRYSTAL, HELEN MIRREN, and ROB REINER just did a parody about a “When Harry Met Sally” sequel for FunnyOrDie.com.It starts with Crystal and Reiner meeting studio executives, and the head executive loves the idea . . . even though it includes Sally’s character being dead. But the executive also wants to a ridiculous twist: ‘Grampires’ . . . [...]

The Most Depressing Commercial on the Planet

Gabe — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 19:35:44 +0000

Saddest song in the worldYou’ve all seen the commercial with the dogs and the cats looking insanely sad and they play that song about Angels in the background. It’s seriously a downer. But I think it’s the song that gets you. Which is why I believe that if you are the ugliest stripper on the [...]

Gabe's Top List: Tops Signs You're on a Bad Date

Gabe — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 17:04:04 +0000

Yesterday I mentioned that a British man and woman, went out on a blind date,and discovered an hour into it that they were actually brother and sister. This brings us to today’s list of the Top Signs You’re on a Bad Date. When you tell him you’ve been looking forward to the date, he winks [...]

Men Don't Think About Sex Every Seven Seconds . . . A New Survey Says It's Really More Like Once Every Two Hours

Gabe — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:56:47 +0000

You know that old catchphrase that men think about sex every seven seconds? According to a new survey, men are a LOT less perverted than that. I mean . . . it’s not even close.Head & Shoulders surveyed 5,000 men and they found that men actually only think about sex every TWO HOURS. Here’s how [...]

Gabe's Top List: Top Baseball Fun Facts

Gabe — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 16:57:27 +0000

In honor of Opening Day in Major League Baseball, check out the Top Baseball Fun Facts. In an unbelievable coincidence, Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s disease. It consists of three leagues: The “AL”, the “NL”, and the “LL Cool J.” Though it sounds like it, “sinker balls” are not something Larry King experienced through [...]