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Rapture Chatter Invades Twitter: Today’s Top Tweets

As May 21, the day a loosely organized Christian ministry predicts to be Judgment Day, approaches, comedians and the every-day Tweeter took to the Internet to poke fun at the idea of a rapture occurring this weekend.

Below are some of the funniest tweets about the rapture. Today's top tweets includes quips from Jason Santa Maria, Craig Phillips, Dan Cronin, Jill Kushner, Damien Fahey, Amber Tozer, Adam Hammer, Bethamphetamine, Sean O'Connor and Jeff Klinger.

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This Is Why I Love Baseball! [VIDEO]

Baseball season is now in full swing, and I just remembered the reason why I love it so much.

A lot of people find it to be a boring sport with no action, but that's only because they don't know what to look for.

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Belt It Out Karaoke Contest at Boomtown [VIDEO]

Boomtown's Belt It Out Karaoke Contest takes place every Wednesday night through May 25th, and I was there last night as one of the judges.

It's a great chance for those of you who rock out at karaoke, but don't have a band. The nightly winner gets $200 and grand prize is a $5500 recording session at Blade Studios.

It was a close competition with only two singers getting gonged. Yes, I got to gong two people for being absolutely terrible singers.

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‘The Hangover Part 2′ Trailer – What Happens in Thailand… [VIDEO]

The 'Hangover' boys are back in the boozed-up trailer for 'The Hangover Part II,' which looks to be the exact same movie as its predecessor, only in a different country and there's a monkey instead of the baby and tiger.  And you know what? I'm okay with that.

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Early April Fool’s Day Prank [VIDEO]

Tomorrow is the day that you either dread or live for...April Fools Day.  We got a little early prank action here at the radio station.  Jay from K945 got his area TRASHED.  I will openly state that I had NOTHING to do with the actual pranking.  I just videoed the reaction. What is the best prank that you've done or worst prank you had done to you?

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Girl Leaves Drunk Voicemail on the Wrong Guy’s Phone [VIDEO]

Beyond the morning-after hangover, one of the cornerstones of a night of heavy drinking is the inevitable drunk dial.

Just ask poor YouTube user mixtapevolumeone, who received a rather devastating phone call from an unknown (read: inebriated) love interest, who claimed she "hit it off right away" with him, and that they shared the same interest in Yo-Yos, among other things.

The message gets progressively worse as the minutes tick away -- not to mention confusing, as the girl claims to work at eBay, only to follow-up by saying she actually works at Jamba Juice. (Which is it?!)

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A Horse of A Different Color

The reality of living is that it sucks. There is a lot of pain and loss in life. However, human nature sometimes forces us to do ridiculously dangerous and painful acts to make ourselves feel better. The new rage in the self inflicted pain department is Horse Boarding

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Talk About A Full Load

Each and every week, criminals keep getting dumber and dumber. However, this week we not only have the "Dumbest Criminal of the Week," but quite possibly the dumbest criminal EVER.

Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania was arrested for being connected to a minor burglary

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The Guiltiest Dog [VIDEO]

Is there anything sadder than a guilty dog? Especially one that’s just gotten his or her nose figuratively “rubbed in it?”

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Cycling for Couch Potatoes [VIDEO]

We love wacky inventions just as much as the next guy, and that is why we LOVE the Couchbike.  Think of it...getting the cardio your fat ass so needs, while in the comfort of your own couch!  I mean really when's the last time you sat on a bicycle seat?  Your ass was probably a lot smaller back then.  This contraption would allow your posterior to sink in wonderful couch cushion and you get a full cardio work out! 

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Mitch Hedberg Tribute Day [VIDEO]

Tonight we are doing our show in honor of the late great Mitch Hedberg. Today, he would have been 43 years old, if he wasn't dead. If you don't know who Mitch Hedberg, then you should just keep reading!  You'll get to know one of the greatest comedic minds of all time.  Feel free to share some of your own "Mitch-isms" in the comments on at our Facebook page.  My favorite Mitch-ism is "An escalator can never be out of order it can only become stairs."  Let the Mitch-ness begin!

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You Might Be A Redneck If…

Jeff Foxworthy made millions pointing out redneck traits and habits so they could better identify themselves as "redneck," but this guy takes it to a WHOLE new level! On Sunday, 20-year-old Joshua Lee Joehlin of Texas was busted by the police in Bradenton, Florida for an unspecified lewd and lascivious act with a minor. And no they weren't related, this is not that kind of redneck story.

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