March 27, 2011 Each and every week, criminals keep getting dumber and dumber. However, this week we not only have the "Dumbest Criminal of the Week," but quite possibly the dumbest criminal EVER.
Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania was arrested for being connected to a minor burglary
Is there anything sadder than a guilty dog? Especially one that’s just gotten his or her nose figuratively “rubbed in it?”
We love wacky inventions just as much as the next guy, and that is why we LOVE the Couchbike. Think of it...getting the cardio your fat ass so needs, while in the comfort of your own couch! I mean really when's the last time you sat on a bicycle seat? Your ass was probably a lot smaller back then. This contraption would allow your posterior to sink in wonderful couch cushion and you get a full cardio work out!
Tonight we are doing our show in honor of the late great Mitch Hedberg. Today, he would have been 43 years old, if he wasn't dead. If you don't know who Mitch Hedberg, then you should just keep reading! You'll get to know one of the greatest comedic minds of all time. Feel free to share some of your own "Mitch-isms" in the comments on at our Facebook page. My favorite Mitch-ism is "An escalator can never be out of order it can only become stairs." Let the Mitch-ness begin!
Jeff Foxworthy made millions pointing out redneck traits and habits so they could better identify themselves as "redneck," but this guy takes it to a WHOLE new level! On Sunday, 20-year-old Joshua Lee Joehlin of Texas was busted by the police in Bradenton, Florida for an unspecified lewd and lascivious act with a minor. And no they weren't related, this is not that kind of redneck story.
February 6, 2011 Drug Addicts have a dedication to their vices that I could never match. Sometimes you have to do insane things to try and score as well as maintain your high(think about what Dave Chappelle had to do in Half-Baked in the Bodega)
The first Saturday Night Live episode of the new year aired over the weekend, with host Jim Carrey kicking up the comedy in an otherwise uneven season. Carrey, a sketch comedy vet from his In Living Color days, brought the funny to a parody of acclaimed Natalie Portman film Black Swan with ludicrous dancing that took the melodramatic Oscar contender down a few "barres:"
