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‘The Sitter’ Red Band Trailer – Jonah Hill’s NSFW Adventures in Babysitting [VIDEO]

This December, Jonah Hill joins the babysitters’ club in the R-rated comedy ‘The Sitter.’

As the title suggests, Hill plays a lazy babysitter who agrees to watch three bratty kids while their mom goes out for the night. But what starts off as another boring evening in front of the TV quickly turns into a series of chaotic events when Hill’s girlfriend of sorts (Ari Graynor) gives him the old booty call.

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Dancing Banana Gets Served by Security Gaurd

Being a mascot is a tough job. Imagine you are stuck in a 40 pound suit of fluff and you have to dance around like a moron just to get paid. Maybe that sounds appealing to some, but NOT for me.

It gets worse if your the Banana at the Tampa Bay Rays game and you get SERVED by the "Dancing Security Guard." He's got quite a reputation, but I find this is his finest work. Even Brian Griffin would be proud.

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“Got Milk” ad Helping Men Survive a Woman’s PMS

The days of the milk mustache are gone.  The new "Got Milk" ad campaign focuses it's laser beam on men. As men can already grow their own mustaches they've gone in a new direction, and some would say a sexist direction.

The new ads from the California Milk Processor Board show men with arms full of milk cartons and slogans like "I'm sorry I Listened to What You Said and NOT What You Meant." At the bottom of every ad is "Milk Can Help Reduce the Symptoms of PMS."

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Theory of a Deadman “Lowlife” [VIDEO]

Theory of a Deadman's new album "The Truth Is" hits stores next Tuesday. We are already playing the first single "Lowlife" right here on 99X.

I was anxious to check out the video for the song, but also hesitant. Most of the times the video doesn't do justice to the song. This is not the case with "Lowlife." It's got everything! Bowling, rock bands in trailers, explosions, and hot chicks.

Check out the awesomeness for yourself.

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Theater Turns Rant-Filled Voicemail Into Anti-Texting PSA [NSFW VIDEO]

We've all been there before: An otherwise pleasant trip to the movies turns sour when a fellow patron decides to whip out their phone and start texting while the movie is still playing.

Such was the case during a recent screening at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, which prompted employees to kick one text-happy woman out of their theater.

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Rapture Chatter Invades Twitter: Today’s Top Tweets

As May 21, the day a loosely organized Christian ministry predicts to be Judgment Day, approaches, comedians and the every-day Tweeter took to the Internet to poke fun at the idea of a rapture occurring this weekend.

Below are some of the funniest tweets about the rapture. Today's top tweets includes quips from Jason Santa Maria, Craig Phillips, Dan Cronin, Jill Kushner, Damien Fahey, Amber Tozer, Adam Hammer, Bethamphetamine, Sean O'Connor and Jeff Klinger.

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This Is Why I Love Baseball! [VIDEO]

Baseball season is now in full swing, and I just remembered the reason why I love it so much.

A lot of people find it to be a boring sport with no action, but that's only because they don't know what to look for.

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Belt It Out Karaoke Contest at Boomtown [VIDEO]

Boomtown's Belt It Out Karaoke Contest takes place every Wednesday night through May 25th, and I was there last night as one of the judges.

It's a great chance for those of you who rock out at karaoke, but don't have a band. The nightly winner gets $200 and grand prize is a $5500 recording session at Blade Studios.

It was a close competition with only two singers getting gonged. Yes, I got to gong two people for being absolutely terrible singers.

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‘The Hangover Part 2′ Trailer – What Happens in Thailand… [VIDEO]

The 'Hangover' boys are back in the boozed-up trailer for 'The Hangover Part II,' which looks to be the exact same movie as its predecessor, only in a different country and there's a monkey instead of the baby and tiger.  And you know what? I'm okay with that.

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Early April Fool’s Day Prank [VIDEO]

Tomorrow is the day that you either dread or live for...April Fools Day.  We got a little early prank action here at the radio station.  Jay from K945 got his area TRASHED.  I will openly state that I had NOTHING to do with the actual pranking.  I just videoed the reaction. What is the best prank that you've done or worst prank you had done to you?

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Girl Leaves Drunk Voicemail on the Wrong Guy’s Phone [VIDEO]

Beyond the morning-after hangover, one of the cornerstones of a night of heavy drinking is the inevitable drunk dial.

Just ask poor YouTube user mixtapevolumeone, who received a rather devastating phone call from an unknown (read: inebriated) love interest, who claimed she "hit it off right away" with him, and that they shared the same interest in Yo-Yos, among other things.

The message gets progressively worse as the minutes tick away -- not to mention confusing, as the girl claims to work at eBay, only to follow-up by saying she actually works at Jamba Juice. (Which is it?!)

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A Horse of A Different Color

The reality of living is that it sucks. There is a lot of pain and loss in life. However, human nature sometimes forces us to do ridiculously dangerous and painful acts to make ourselves feel better. The new rage in the self inflicted pain department is Horse Boarding

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