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Bill Hicks is 'Chomsky With Dick Jokes' – 99X Comedian of the Day

Puff — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:12:48 +0000

Since most days suck and for the most part any sort of entertainment could potentially keep us from beating our boss to a bloody pulp. So to keep us entertained, gainfully employed and out of prison, I will be posting some great comedy shows from some of the best comedians on the planet. And when it [...]

WATCH: Big Tattooed Dude TERRIFIED of Puppies

Kayla Keys — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:00:16 +0000

Okay, there's apparently a new show I MUST watch. Animal Planet airs a show called "My Extreme Animal Phobia." The follows troubled people that have deep fears of animals and has them face their fears by coming into contact with them.

And They Say Drugs Are Bad For You

Kayla Keys — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:00:52 +0000

Parents say "don't take drugs" and then film their kids on drugs. Ok, so what if the drugs are administered by a licensed professional and there was an immediate need for the drugs. Just a bunch of hypocritical bullshit that makes Youtube gold. David After the Dentist was only the first.

Can't Chew Gum and Walk – Gets New Millennium Twist

Nathan Rage — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:33:40 +0000

The adage: “can’t chew gum and walk” gets a new Millennium twist as “can’t cell phone talk and walk.” What ELSE can some people find to attack regarding personal liberty and responsibility? Story is researchers at New York University’s Stony Brook’s School of Health Technology and Management observes their findings “may have significant real-world repercussions.” That is — [...]

Funniest Music Videos of All Time (According to Me) [VIDEOS]

Puff — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:38:35 +0000

Rock music and comedy go hand in hand (mostly because we are usually stoned and drunk but that's a whole other post for a whole other time), and there have been some hysterical music videos produced over the years. Everyone from the Foo Fighters to Weezer to the Beastie Boys have made some of the [...]

Truth In Advertising [PIC]

Steve King — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:55:48 +0000

Now this is something I think we can all believe in.

Behold Sacha Baron Cohen's "Dictator" [VIDEO]

Puff — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:17:39 +0000

Sacha Baron Cohen is this generations whacked out comic genius a la Andy Kaufman. He brought us "Borat," "Ali G," and "Bruno" now behold the trailer for his latest movie, "The Dictator." I for one will be seeing this!

Brutal Honesty In News Reporting [VIDEO]

Steve King — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:30:07 +0000

I am so tired of watching the news. This is first time I have seen a news story that has no bias and calls it like they see it.

And now you know the rest of the story.

The Avenger's Trailer…Performed By A Bunch of Bored Nerds [VIDEO]

Puff — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:53:09 +0000

As you may know, I'm a HUGE comic book nerd. A few weeks back, they officially released the trailer for the new Marvel movie, The Avengers and I was super stoked. Not only does it have Scarlett Johansson runnin

Inside the Mind of the Guy in Line Renting a DVD

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:39:04 +0000

Wouldn’t it be fun to hear what other people are thinking? Not just friends and family but those random strangers that come in and out of our daily lives. Luckily, we have the ability to peek into the brain of the average Joe just to get a quick taste of what goes on his head. [...]

This Japanese Banana Commercial Is Completely Bananas [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:32:14 +0000

This commercial for Dole in Japan features a character called Banana Man, who has bananas for fingers, and also has his namesake fruit growing from out of his nose, ears and head. Because of this odd condition he has incredible typing skills (natch) and a mostly female fan club. Banana Man is also able to [...]

Large-Bellied Man Does Entertaining Seal Impression [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 17:55:32 +0000

The rotund fellow in this video has the perfect physique for imitating a seal. He also has the sea mammal’s bark and slithery gait down. But what really caps off this 13-second virtuoso performance — and makes him the Sir Laurence Olivier of seal impersonators — is his perfect sea mammal dive. Check it out below. [via BuzzFeed] [...]

'The Sitter' Red Band Trailer – Jonah Hill's NSFW Adventures in Babysitting [VIDEO]

Andy Scott — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 19:23:35 +0000

This December, Jonah Hill joins the babysitters’ club in the R-rated comedy ‘The Sitter.’

As the title suggests, Hill plays a lazy babysitter who agrees to watch three bratty kids while their mom goes out for the night. But what starts off as another boring evening in front of the TV quickly turns into a series of chaotic events when Hill’s girlfriend of sorts (Ari Graynor) gives him the old booty call.

Dancing Banana Gets Served by Security Gaurd

Kayla Keys — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 07:08:28 +0000

Being a mascot is a tough job. Imagine you are stuck in a 40 pound suit of fluff and you have to dance around like a moron just to get paid. Maybe that sounds appealing to some, but NOT for me.

It gets worse if your the Banana at the Tampa Bay Rays game and you get SERVED by the "Dancing Security Guard." He's got quite a reputation, but I find this is his finest work. Even Brian Griffin would be proud.

"Got Milk" ad Helping Men Survive a Woman's PMS

Kayla Keys — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:16:43 +0000

The days of the milk mustache are gone. The new "Got Milk" ad campaign focuses it's laser beam on men. As men can already grow their own mustaches they've gone in a new direction, and some would say a sexist direction.

The new ads from the California Milk Processor Board show men with arms full of milk cartons and slogans like "I'm sorry I Listened to What You Said and NOT What You Meant." At the bottom of every ad is "Milk Can Help Reduce the Symptoms of PMS."

Theory of a Deadman "Lowlife" [VIDEO]

Kayla Keys — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:34:42 +0000

Theory of a Deadman's new album "The Truth Is" hits stores next Tuesday. We are already playing the first single "Lowlife" right here on 99X.

I was anxious to check out the video for the song, but also hesitant. Most of the times the video doesn't do justice to the song. This is not the case with "Lowlife." It's got everything! Bowling, rock bands in trailers, explosions, and hot chicks.

Check out the awesomeness for yourself.

Theater Turns Rant-Filled Voicemail Into Anti-Texting PSA [NSFW VIDEO]

Kayla Keys — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:26:49 +0000

We've all been there before: An otherwise pleasant trip to the movies turns sour when a fellow patron decides to whip out their phone and start texting while the movie is still playing.

Such was the case during a recent screening at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas, which prompted employees to kick one text-happy woman out of their theater.

Rapture Chatter Invades Twitter: Today's Top Tweets

Kayla Keys — Thu, 19 May 2011 21:00:31 +0000

As May 21, the day a loosely organized Christian ministry predicts to be Judgment Day, approaches, comedians and the every-day Tweeter took to the Internet to poke fun at the idea of a rapture occurring this weekend.

Below are some of the funniest tweets about the rapture. Today's top tweets includes quips from Jason Santa Maria, Craig Phillips, Dan Cronin, Jill Kushner, Damien Fahey, Amber Tozer, Adam Hammer, Bethamphetamine, Sean O'Connor and Jeff Klinger.

This Is Why I Love Baseball! [VIDEO]

Puff — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 08:59:45 +0000

Baseball season is now in full swing, and I just remembered the reason why I love it so much. A lot of people find it to be a boring sport with no action, but that’s only because they don’t know what to look for. The game has so much more to offers fans than just swinging wood, [...]

Belt It Out Karaoke Contest at Boomtown [VIDEO]

Kayla Keys — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 21:29:14 +0000

Boomtown's Belt It Out Karaoke Contest takes place every Wednesday night through May 25th, and I was there last night as one of the judges.

It's a great chance for those of you who rock out at karaoke, but don't have a band. The nightly winner gets $200 and grand prize is a $5500 recording session at Blade Studios.

It was a close competition with only two singers getting gonged. Yes, I got to gong two people for being absolutely terrible singers.