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Obama Likes Peripheral Hooters. So Do We! [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:19:42 +0000

It was big news this week when word hit the street that President Barack Obama was a follower of Celebrity Sideboob on Twitter. Why the big surprise? Maybe he's a Muslim. Maybe he's a Socialist. Maybe he doesn't have a birth certificate. But I think it's safe to assume that he does have a penis. And most men with a penis LOVE some side breasts.

Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS, VIDEO,NSFW]

99xstaff — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 21:20:50 +0000

Time for another (A)rousing edition of “Would You Hit It?”…where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, former former TV actress turned rock singer, Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless. She lost Round One of ‘Hottest Rock Babe’ to Lzzy Hale, but that doesn’t [...]

Tramp Stamp Tuesday [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:19:53 +0000

Tuesday means more Tramp Stamps! And today, it’s Tramp Stamps of the Rich and Famous! It kinda puts everything into perspective…knowing that Jessica Alba has the same ink on her crack as that stripper on stage two at The Wild Orchid! If there’s no face to place with the tat…just click ‘caption’ to ID the [...]

Vanessa Hudgens Hits the Beach – Fapping Ensues [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:48:40 +0000

You like hot celebrities. You like hot celebrities in bikinis. You like hot celebrities out of their bikinis. You’ve just hit the trifecta. And don’t worry. She’s legal.

Best Celebrity Leaked Photos [Photos, NSFW]

gonzo — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:40:58 +0000

Okay guys…a show of hands. Who among us hasn’t seen an actress in a movie, a female singer in a video or on an awards show, or one of those reality show hags, and thought to yourself, “Man, I wonder what she looks liked naked?”… If you say you haven’t, you’re either gay, or RIDICULOUSLY [...]

Bikini Bodies of the Stars [PHOTOS]

gonzo — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:23:21 +0000

It’s the time of year when the holiday blues really set in, and thoughts of New Year’s resolutions that you’re sure to break weigh heavy on your mind. To help warm you up on these cold winter nights, I’ve scoured the World (Wide Web) to track down some of the most faptastic bikini bodies of [...]