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Have You Ever Been This Drunk? Funny Walk Of Shame Video

Stifler — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:00:29 +0000

Whiskey can give you some TERRIBLE advice when you’re out at clubs. Whether that bad decision has been “15 lap dances in a row from the stripper who looks like your high school crush would be AWESOME. Who cares rent is due tomorrow!?!” or “Sure she’s 350lbs, but look at those boobs!!” The next day [...]

This Drunk Guy Wants His Mommy

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:00:55 +0000

Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride while wasted. It’s not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There’s also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida. Angelo Bocchino was recently arrested for disorderly conduct at a club, [...]

Christmas Cocktails For The Holiday Season

Puff — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:55:59 +0000

You still having trouble getting into the Christmas Spirit? Not ready for the Company Christmas Party, the Sexual Harassment lawsuits, and all the annoying family you try to avoid the other 364 days a year? We completely understand. But, to help you get your mind right, here is a list of our favorite Christmas Cocktails.

HellYeah Unleash New Video For 'Drink Drank Drunk' [VIDEO]

Puff — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 12:42:00 +0000

When it comes to getting f**ked up and having a damn good time, HellYeah is a band that wrote the sound track. Their latest bender driving banger, ‘Drink Drank Drunk’ just got the live tour/on the road music video treatment, and you can check it out after the jump. And remember, you can check out [...]

Drunk Bears Fan Gets A Stripper Pole Beat Down [VIDEO]

Puff — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:09:21 +0000

Do you know what the best part about football season is? Sure, the games are great, but it's the drunken fans doing idiotic stuff that makes the football atmosphere so enjoyable.

For instance, take this average, drunken Bears fan. She looks normal. But when she attempts to do some tricks on a stripper pole at a tailgating party, she goes from ordinary to extraordinary. (SPOILER ALERT: THE POLE WINS.) Enjoy!

Will a New Product Help Drunks Avoid a DUI Arrest?

Shauna Wright — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:00:03 +0000

Breathalyzer tests have long been the standard for law enforcement officers to determine who’s driving while intoxicated. But they may have met their match in a new product called Breathalyzer Equalizer.

The team that came up with the item will really blow you away.

What Do Drunk Germans Do When They Get Arrested? [VIDEO]

Puff — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:09:38 +0000

Well, unlike most people who get arrested, the Germans fight back...with a dildo. And yes this video is as weird as it sounds (What kind of man carries around a pink dildo in his pocket?).

Twas the Night Before…Drunk Christmas [VIDEO]

Kayla Keys — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:00:58 +0000

You know the old poem..."Twas the night before Christmas" right? Well, that tired old tale gets new life breathed into its rotting carcass by Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes. Oh and lets not forget a half a bottle of whiskey! Thank you Funny or Die.

This is Why You Shouldn't Get Drunk and Cook [VIDEO]

Puff — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 13:00:09 +0000

We all get drunk and then get odd food cravings. My advice to extinguish these needs is to eat at Waffle House or order a pizza because cooking could be not only be a dangerous adventure but one of complete and utter chaos. But, if you feel the need to cook when drunk, get lessons [...]

This Has To Be The Crappiest Idea To Make Money EVER!

Puff — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 11:52:30 +0000

People have been telling me for years that I was insane because I wanted to make my living in radio. It may have been dumb from a financial perspective because the pay sucks, but I love my job and wouldn’t trade it for the world. An insane choice at making money would be what this [...]

If Only Life Was This Simple…[VIDEO]

Puff — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 20:36:16 +0000

I love whiskey. LOVE IT. And one of my favorite brands is Wild Turkey. They recently launched a new ad campaign called “Give ‘em the Bird.” Personally, I think it is one of the most ingenious commercials ever! I’ll let you judge for yourself, but the only thing I wish is that life actually worked [...]

Epic Meal Time – Drunken Mess [VIDEO]

Kayla Keys — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:06:33 +0000

I always wondered if internet money was real or not. Did the Chocolate Rain Guy actually get paid? Or what about the Numa Numa kid? Epic Meal Time is a prime example that it MUST be.

Most well known for making epic meals out of loads of meat, bacon especially, the Epic Meal Time guys take it on the streets of Montreal for Epic Meal Time - Drunken Mess.

Sadly not a speck of bacon in this episode.

This Bring Whole New Meaning To The Phrase "Hair of the Dog"

Puff — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:11:25 +0000

A 20 year old kid from Ohio was arrested at around midnight a few nights ago after police got calls that he was out of control and attacking people.After a long search, Deputies finally found him passed out under a trailer.When they tried to wake the kid up, he just growled at them like an [...]

Leaving Las Vegas Part II?

Puff — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 04:48:08 +0000

Everyone’s favorite Hollywood screw up, Nic Cage, had an interesting weekend in New Orleans. A boozed-up Nicolas Cage was arrested early Saturday after he allegedly got into a drunken argument with his wife. Cage allegedly grabbed his wife”s arm and tried to guide her into a house that he — incorrectly — thought they rented, [...]

Belt It Out Karaoke Contest at Boomtown [VIDEO]

Kayla Keys — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 21:29:14 +0000

Boomtown's Belt It Out Karaoke Contest takes place every Wednesday night through May 25th, and I was there last night as one of the judges.

It's a great chance for those of you who rock out at karaoke, but don't have a band. The nightly winner gets $200 and grand prize is a $5500 recording session at Blade Studios.

It was a close competition with only two singers getting gonged. Yes, I got to gong two people for being absolutely terrible singers.

Hangovers Get Worse With Age

Kayla Keys — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 21:33:27 +0000

You can file this one under DUH, but as you get older the worse your hangovers will be. Any one who has been on an all night bender of tequila and whiskey in college and then again 10 years later can attest to this fact , but the researchers at Union College thought we needed a reason for this.

They determined that as you get older levels of a certain enzyme that breaks down alcohol and it's toxins decrease. Ipso facto the toxins can hang around longer in your system, leading to a worse hangover that when you were young.

Top Things You Don't Want To Hear On St. Patrick's Day

Gabe — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 12:02:03 +0000

***WARNING*** THIS CAME FROM THE MIND OF GABE AND THEREFOR IT’S AWESOME BUT ALSO CRUDE AND KIDS SHOULDN’T READ IT, BUT NONE THE LESS AWESOME***WARNING*** Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes, Clovers and….ah screw it. It St. Patty’s Day folks and that means it’s time to celebrate the fact that some dude got rid of some snakes [...]