christmas

Call me Scrooge, a dick or whatever else you want, but I hate Christmas. It's not one thing in particular, but the collective of all the horrible things that go along with Christmas: eggnog, company parties, family get-togethers, not being able to get anything important done, tolerating neighbors' stupid light displays and crappy Christmas carols, reflecting on life and loss in general...the list can literally go on FOREVER!

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Holiday Season is right around the corner which means a lot of miserable family dinners, interacting with loved ones (I use that term loosely) and putting up with Grandpa crapping his pants and telling you all his old war stories even though he was never even in the military

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Let's face it, Christmas sucks. From the horrible, gun shot inducing music to the family gatherings where Grandpa annually craps his pants to the havoc of trying to find the perfect for everyone on your list, Christmas is just a flat out miserable time of year. At

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Christmas has a mystery all its own with the birth of Jesus. It also has a mystique; customs, legends, stories, traditions and other practices handed down in families and in societies around the world. This ve

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The timeless ballet classic 'The Nutcracker' has been run on stages across the country throughout the holiday season - but never quite like this.

Tchaikovsky's best seller, in particular its unmistakable music, is so popular at Christmas that it has been tweaked to cater to different audiences ...creating the 'Slutcracker' - a version starring pole dancers.

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Sad:  Somebody stole an inflatable Frosty the Snowman from a family's front yard. Awesome:  The captors show Frosty a good time, document the whole thing, and return him two weeks later...

According to the (Melbourne, Australia) Herald Sun, a beloved Christmas decoration was returned to his family yesterday bearing the signs of two weeks of heavy partying.

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This family didn't send it out...I am not sure why

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As we head into the Christmas day get togethers with family and friends, the booze will be flowing. And, if you're not careful, you'll be rolling from hangover to hangover.

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Claus? Klaus? Is that German? Why else would Santa screw over those of Jewish descent every year? Sarah Silverman lays it on the line to the stingy fat bastard...

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You know the old poem..."Twas the night before Christmas" right? Well, that tired old tale gets new life breathed into its rotting carcass by Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes. Oh and lets not forget a half a bottle of whiskey! Thank you Funny or Die.

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Spent all your money on one really great gift, but think you should also get a small gift so your loved one has something else to open? Think again. New research shows that a small gift could decrease the value of the more generous one in the eyes of the recipient.

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Secret Santa time is here. You have to get something, but you don't know where to start. Well, if you are looking for a list of gifts that fits that "hard to buy for" person, then wait no longer, here it is.

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