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Could Santa's Legend Be Attributed To People Tripping Balls on Shrooms? More Than Likely…

Puff — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:35:07 +0000

We've all heard the great Christmas tale of Santa Claus. A Fat guy in a red coat, flying around the world in a sleigh pulled by magical reindeer, delivering toys to all the good boys and girls of the world. It's really quite a tale...but could it all come from the imagination of some drugged up hippie? Researchers think it's more than likely.

Hear Lemmy from Motorhead Perform 'Run Run Rudolph'

Stephen Lewis — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 15:00:19 +0000

Even the hardest rock and rollers can get into the Christmas spirit, as witnessed by this dangerous cover of 'Run Run Rudolph' from the legendary Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead, with help from Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top and drummer Dave Grohl of Nirvana and Foo Fighters fame.

Little Drummer Boys That Rock

Puff — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 16:58:11 +0000

One of the more popular Christmas songs this time of year is 'The Little Drummer Boy'. And after hearing it about 200 times over the past couple weeks, I got to thinking about all the unsung heroes of rock and roll, the drummers! So here is a list of some of the most sick and twisted drummer boys on the planet. And somehow, I get the feeling that most of these guys have stuffed a lot of stocking and dove down many dirty chimneys over the years...

Kinky Christmas Gift Guide for the Harlot or Manwhore in Your Life

Dirty Diva — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:00:15 +0000

Are you naughty or nice? The holidays are coming, and you want to make sure your partner is, too! So be fully cocked and ready to aim and shoot this Christmas with this holiday sex toy gift guide. amnaughtytoys.com 1 Rub My Duckie I rub my ducky for a long time. Rub this [...]

Holiday Christmas Light Sabotage! [VIDEO]

Puff — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:16:56 +0000

The stockings are hung. The coco is hot. The music is blaring. But just because Christmas is here doesn't necessarily mean that it's time to be jolly. Some folks are downright pissed at Santa (and/or their bosses, lives, etc.).

Here is a darling little video of some...interesting uses for Christmas lights. Enjoy! (You get bonus points if you can keep track of all the sexual innuendos.)

Santa's Little Ho Ho Hos Are Ready To Deck More Than Your Halls! [NSFW VIDEO]

Puff — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:47:58 +0000

Christmas time is once again upon us. If you’re lacking in Christmas spirit this year, well, we have some of Santa’s slutty little helpers geared up and ready to bust your Christmas balls. Enjoy, and remember — don’t go diving down any chimney’s without proper protection. Layla in a sexy Santa bikini by CamWithHer Christmas [...]

Christmas Cocktails For The Holiday Season

Puff — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:55:59 +0000

You still having trouble getting into the Christmas Spirit? Not ready for the Company Christmas Party, the Sexual Harassment lawsuits, and all the annoying family you try to avoid the other 364 days a year? We completely understand. But, to help you get your mind right, here is a list of our favorite Christmas Cocktails.

Dropkick Murphys Release a Christmas Song That Doesn't Suck [VIDEO]

Puff — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:13:49 +0000

Every year, starting around Thanksgiving, everybody starts releasing their horrible Christmas songs (yes, I am looking at you Scott Weiland), but this year we actually get a Christmas song worth listening to courtesy of the Dropkick Murphys!

Human Tissue China Plates Are The Gift That Keep Giving This Holiday Season

Puff — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 15:28:41 +0000

With Christmas being right around the corner, chances are you'll be having holiday guests and family coming over and ruining your life. But this holiday season you can kill two birds with one stone. Not only can you have some decent dishware, but you can have the joy of watching your in-laws lick your balls clean!

Ho Ho Hos — Sexiest Holiday Twitpics [PHOTOS]

renfield — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:41:15 +0000

When you think of Christmas, do you think of an old, fat, bearded guy with a drinking problem? Or trees with lights? Maybe a reindeer with a sinus problem? You’ll never look at Christmas the same after checking out these hot holiday Twitter pics. [button href="http://www.therockstation99x.com/christmas-babes/" title="Check Out More Hot Christmas Babes" align="center"]

Celebrate the True Joy of Christmas With Hot Girls in Santa Hats

renfield — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:22:16 +0000

Christmas is the time of giving. It’s the season of peace on Earth and goodwill toward men. In keeping with that holiday spirit, we’re giving you the greatest gift of all: pictures of hot girls wearing Santa Claus hats, skimpy Christmas lingerie and sexy ribbons. All wrapped up Her birthday suit is the perfect outfit [...]

Pause and Toss: Lauren Graham

Steve King — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 16:30:22 +0000

“Bad Santa” was one of the best Christmas movies of all time. Why? Because it showed the true mall Santa Claus for what he is. One of the best parts is that Lauren Graham has a thing for the Jolly Old Elf. The bad part…that Jolly Old Elf is Billy Bob Thornton. For [...]

Bah Humbug! Here Is a List of the Best Anti-Christmas Songs

Puff — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 15:44:59 +0000

Call me Scrooge, a dick or whatever else you want, but I hate Christmas. It's not one thing in particular, but the collective of all the horrible things that go along with Christmas: eggnog, company parties, family get-togethers, not being able to get anything important done, tolerating neighbors' stupid light displays and crappy Christmas carols, reflecting on life and loss in general...the list can literally go on FOREVER!

6 Awesome Ways To Crack Open A Beer Without A Bottle Opener [VIDEO]

Puff — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 12:30:03 +0000

Holiday Season is right around the corner which means a lot of miserable family dinners, interacting with loved ones (I use that term loosely) and putting up with Grandpa crapping his pants and telling you all his old war stories even though he was never even in the military. In short. the only way to [...]

Top Christmas Gifts For The Rock Fan On Your List

Puff — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 17:25:13 +0000

Let's face it, Christmas sucks. From the horrible, gun shot inducing music to the family gatherings where Grandpa annually craps his pants to the havoc of trying to find the perfect for everyone on your list, Christmas is just a flat out miserable time of year. At least this year there are some cool gifts [...]

Mystery…and MYSTIQUE of Christmas

Nathan Rage — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 23:50:08 +0000

Christmas has a mystery all its own with the birth of Jesus. It also has a mystique; customs, legends, stories, traditions and other practices handed down in families and in societies around the world. This very weekend in 1823 marks the first publication of a work poet Clement Clarke Moore composed for the enjoyment of [...]

A New Christmas Tradition – 'THE SLUTCRACKER' [VIDEO]

gonzo — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 23:15:57 +0000

The timeless ballet classic ‘The Nutcracker’ has been run on stages across the country throughout the holiday season – but never quite like this. Tchaikovsky’s best seller, in particular its unmistakable music, is so popular at Christmas that it has been tweaked to cater to different audiences …creating the ‘Slutcracker’ - a version starring pole [...]

Frosty Kidnapped…Partys Hard…Returns Home

gonzo — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:10:41 +0000

Sad: Somebody stole an inflatable Frosty the Snowman from a family's front yard. Awesome: The captors show Frosty a good time, document the whole thing, and return him two weeks later...

According to the (Melbourne, Australia) Herald Sun, a beloved Christmas decoration was returned to his family yesterday bearing the signs of two weeks of heavy partying.

Now This Is A Great Christmas Card[PIC]

Steve King — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:27:34 +0000

This family didn’t send it out…I am not sure why Oh, I know, the chick in the back with the red sweater wasn’t looking at the camera.

What Kind Of Hangover Do You Have?

Steve King — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 15:09:09 +0000

As we head into the Christmas day get togethers with family and friends, the booze will be flowing. And, if you’re not careful, you’ll be rolling from hangover to hangover. But not all hangovers are created equal. Here’s a rundown of some different types of hangovers to be on the lookout for. 1.) The Delayed [...]