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ZOMBIE ALERT Issued by Homeland Security

Troy Jones — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:07:55 +0000

WASHINGTON — The Homeland Security Department says ”The zombies are coming!” Our government urged citizens last Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse. Not Rob or White…like the flesh eating kind.The actual information regarding zombies is part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The DHS says their theory [...]

Bathrooms: Glorious Sex Paradise or Imminent Death Trap?

Puff — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 00:00:15 +0000

A new study by the Centers for Disease Control finds that the bathroom is a much more dangerous place that we suspected. It found that Americans age 15 and up make about 240,000 emergency room visits a year because of injuries sustained in the bathroom. That’s about 640 a day. The elderly are most susceptible, [...]

CDC is Ready For The Zombie Apocalypse

99xstaff — Thu, 19 May 2011 18:00:27 +0000

An employee at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has blogged that the agency stands ready to assist in the (ahem, unlikely) event of a zombie apocalypse. Good news!

Ali Khan writes, "You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency." I don't know why Khan doesn't appreciate that the zombie apocalypse qualifies as a real emergency, but I am glad that he's taking it seriously enough to write about it.