If you have an Iphone or Droid then you know about the majesty of Angry Birds. Who knew that a game about a bunch of birds who are mad at pigs that steal their eggs could be so popular?
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.
A shy young man is sitting at a bar eyeing a pretty girl. Finally he works up his nerve and walks over to her and says, “Excuse me, but could I buy you a drink?” In a voice loud enough for the whole bar to hear she replies, “NO, I WON’T SLEEP WITH YOU!” Mortified, he creeps back to his bar stool and resumes sipping his drink.