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US Marine Holds Umbrella for President Obama — Awkward Photo of the Day

Robert and Erin — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:00:11 +0000

What do you do when you’re the Commander-in-Chief of the largest, most sophisticated military force in the world? You ask members of it to hold the umbrella for you during a press conference, of course! A few photos of President Barack Obama’s Thursday meeting with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan are raising eyebrows, but not [...]

'Sensitive Obama' Meme Puts the Crying President Inside Movies, News and More

Danny Fox — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:29:20 +0000

Following his reelection Tuesday night, President Barack Obama spoke to a small group of people thanking them for their support. In the middle of the speech, he got a little choked up and shed a couple tears. It showed that the POTUS is, yes, still human. Better still, it got us thinking: what else makes Barack Obama cry?

Erection 2012 – The Best Political Condom Ad EVER! [PIC]

Puff — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 17:21:59 +0000

Zach Galifianakis said, and now it has been proven to be true, that dick jokes are funny in any language. Last night on the Chinese version of Twitter, Sina Weibo, Durex Condoms posted what is quite possibly the greatest condom ad EVER! You can check out the pic below. For those of you that don’t read [...]

Can't Pick Between Romney & Obama? Maybe This Epic Rap Battle Will Help You Decide [VIDEO]

Puff — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:56:58 +0000

Let's face it, it's going to be HARD to vote for Obama or Romney in this year's election. They both suck major donkey balls. Basically, the only questions left with this election is 'how hard do I want get screwed?' and 'will Anal Eze be provided?'. So, yeah, we're totally and utterly f**ked.

So, since it's a dead heat in the sh*t pile, we need something to swing us one way or the other. Could the deciding factor be this Epic Rap Battle? You decide...And I guess you could always put me as your write in vote.

Samuel L. Jackson and Sarah Silverman Take Aim At Mitt Romney [NSFW VIDEO]

Puff — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 14:55:31 +0000

It's been 4 years which means it's time for another Presidential Election (Yay?)! And since Ron Paul isn't running, that leaves us two options, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. No matter who you plan on voting for, we're going to get big time screwed.

But just because we're going to get anally reamed with no lube for the next 4 years, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun. The Jewish Council for Education and Research has started a viral voting ad campaign that feature the very funny Sarah Silverman and Samuel L. Jackson. Check them out after the jump.

President Barack Obama Visits Shreveport Radio Station to Fire Back at Clint Eastwood

Justin Massoud — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 21:54:37 +0000

Clint Eastwood freaked people out during this week's Republican National Convention by grilling President Barack Obama on live TV. The only problem was, the POTUS wasn't actually there. Instead, the actor questioned an empty chair, making jokes about the president's campaign and touting Republican candidate Mitt Romney as a worthy replacement.

President Obama didn't take it lightly. He flew out to Townsquare Shreveport's offices to speak with our own DJs about Eastwood's odd speech. Check out the photos we snapped of the president's once-in-a-lifetime visit.

Chevy Volt: The One Thing Both Political Parties Can Agree On?

gonzo — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 00:02:18 +0000

George H.W. Bush buys a Chevy Volt for his son Neil. You may recall Neil as the guy that felt there was nothing wrong with accepting sexual favors from prostitutes who showed up at your door unannounc

Dave Mustaine on Barack Obama: "I Know He Was Born Somewhere Else Than America"

Chad Bowar — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 21:10:58 +0000

After wrapping up Gigantour last month, Megadeth has some down time before their next tour begins. Frontman Dave Mustaine, never afraid to speak his mind, was a guest on the Monday, March 26 episode of ‘George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight’ and spoke about topics such as the Metallica documentary ‘Some Kind of Monster’ and President Obama’s birth certificate.

Osama Bin Laden Killed in CIA Operation in Pakistan [VIDEO]

gonzo — Mon, 02 May 2011 04:41:15 +0000

Osama bin Laden has been killed in a CIA operation in Pakistan, President Obama announced from the White House Sunday, ending a ten-year-long manhunt for the leader of al-Qaeda and architect of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on New York City and Washington. The announcement comes about four months before the 10th anniversary of the [...]

State of the Union Preview

Gabe — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:57:22 +0000

Tonight is the State of the Union address but is the president going to say anything that we don’t already know? Probably not. We’re still at war, there is still no money in the economy, there are no jobs, and Mexicans keep running across the border but there are a few things to look forward [...]