What do you do when you're the Commander-in-Chief of the largest, most sophisticated military force in the world? You ask members of it to hold the umbrella for you during a press conference, of course!
Following his reelection Tuesday night, President Barack Obama spoke to a small group of people thanking them for their support. In the middle of the speech, he got a little choked up and shed a couple tears. It showed that the POTUS is, yes, still human. Better still, it got us thinking: what else makes Barack Obama cry?
Zach Galifianakis said, and now it has been proven to be true, that dick jokes are funny in any language. Last night on the Chinese version of Twitter, Sina Weibo, Durex Condoms posted what is quite possibly the greatest condom ad EVER!
Let's face it, it's going to be HARD to vote for Obama or Romney in this year's election. They both suck major donkey balls. Basically, the only questions left with this election is 'how hard do I want get screwed?' and 'will Anal Eze be provided?'. So, yeah, we're totally and utterly f**ked.
So, since it's a dead heat in the sh*t pile, we need something to swing us one way or the other. Could the deciding factor be this Epic Rap Battle? You decide...And I guess you could always put me as your write in vote.
It's been 4 years which means it's time for another Presidential Election (Yay?)! And since Ron Paul isn't running, that leaves us two options, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. No matter who you plan on voting for, we're going to get big time screwed.
But just because we're going to get anally reamed with no lube for the next 4 years, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun. The Jewish Council for Education and Research has started a viral voting ad campaign that feature the very funny Sarah Silverman and Samuel L. Jackson. Check them out after the jump.
Clint Eastwood freaked people out during this week's Republican National Convention by grilling President Barack Obama on live TV. The only problem was, the POTUS wasn't actually there. Instead, the actor questioned an empty chair, making jokes about the president's campaign and touting Republican candidate Mitt Romney as a worthy replacement.
President Obama didn't take it lightly. He flew out to Townsquare Shreveport's offices to speak with our own DJs about Eastwood's odd speech. Check out the photos we snapped of the president's once-in-a-lifetime visit.
George H.W. Bush buys a Chevy Volt for his son Neil. You may recall Neil as the guy that felt there was nothing wrong with accepting sexual favors from prostitutes who showed up at your door unannounc
After wrapping up Gigantour last month, Megadeth has some down time before their next tour begins. Frontman Dave Mustaine, never afraid to speak his mind, was a guest on the Monday, March 26 episode of ‘George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight’ and spoke about topics such as the Metallica documentary ‘Some Kind of Monster’ and President Obama’s birth certificate.
Osama bin Laden has been killed in a CIA operation in Pakistan, President Obama announced from the White House Sunday, ending a ten-year-long manhunt for the leader of al-Qaeda and architect of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on New York City and Washington.
Tonight is the State of the Union address but is the president going to say anything that we don't already know? Probably not. We're still at war, there is still no money in the economy, there are no jobs, and Mexicans keep running across the border but there are a few things to look forward to.
