Let's face it, for the most part, the Olympics suck. I mean who really gives the ass of a rat about curling? Not one damn person. But there is one big reason to watch the London games this year: the OILFs (Olympians I'd Like to Fornicate)!
Playboy has been a part of pop culture since 1953 when Marilyn Monroe graced the very first issue. But, in recent years, the magazine has been slowly going down the crapper. So, in an effort to save the magazine, Playboy has launched an interesting new ad campaign.
We've been playing a lot of Southern Rock here lately. A lot. HellYeah, Pantera, Crowbar, Texas Hippie Coalition, DOWN, etc. So, I figure it's about time we keep up the Southern trend here on the webpage...
Beauty pageants have a tendency to be hokey. I know I would never catch you watching the Miss America or Miss USA pageants. But, Brazil has paved the way for a new pageant that I guarantee you would watch, and would be best watched in 3D. I give you, Miss Bum Bum Brazil a.k.a Miss Butt Brazil. Consider this my early Christmas gift to you.
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