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Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Dancing Noodles

Steve King — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:15:48 +0000

Sometimes, things aren’t seen as they were meant to be seen. These are supposed to be dancing noodles, but they either look like marching penises or thumbs…I know, big difference, but I think we can all agree, this is just creepy seeing this on a kids plate.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Cheers Beer

Steve King — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:32:14 +0000

With the holidays upon us, the quest for the perfect parking place is the thing of which a thing of beauty, when no one can park worth a damn and no one is leaving. These guys have mastered the art of patience and strategic place-holding. And they wash reward themselves with beer.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Bangkok Insurance

Steve King — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 17:26:20 +0000

I am guessing that tornadoes don’t happen much in Japan…or maybe they do and don’t do that much damage, as evident from this commercial.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Wam Hair Removal

Steve King — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 16:00:25 +0000

Believe it or not, Asian woman do have body hair. And surprising to a lot of us, they have to shave it. It isn’t like they are shaved and slick their whole life. This particular ad proves that. While I think many of us are disappointed, I think this gives us a humorous look at [...]

Crazy Asian TV Commercial: Catch a Falling Tree

Steve King — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:15:58 +0000

Logging is a big deal in some parts of the world (including the USA). Catching large objects is a big deal in other parts of the world. Doing something stupid is international. Seems as though the thought of getting hit in the nuts by a flying object is usurped by being crushed by a tree…and [...]

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Apuaha Beer

Steve King — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:03:29 +0000

She is hot, she drinks beer and opens it up with her mams. Need we say more?

Crazy Asian TV Commerical of the Day: Sperm Bank

Steve King — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 16:54:00 +0000

If you are a thief and have bad eye sight, make sure it is a money bank that you are breaking into. And if you aren’t sure if you are in the right place, don’t drink the yogurt samples.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: China

Steve King — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 16:00:50 +0000

Let's see, Tienanmen Square, Communism, one child households and forced labor. Wanna bet this guy may be heading to a firing squad or to a place where his farts will no longer make noise.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Mentos

Steve King — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:53:40 +0000

When you are missing someone what do you first think of? Their breath? When my wife tells me that she misses me, my breath isn’t what she misses. In this case, the couple in the video talk, she misses her boyfriends breath. Rather than making this hilarious, it is still funny. Take a look and [...]

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: OK Cash

Steve King — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 16:00:19 +0000

I have no idea what this point of this commercial is, other than seeing things that look like bukake on this young lady’s face. What is a bit bothersome is that she looks at the size of the sandwich and gives it a thumbs up. If the rumors are true, then the men in the [...]

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: MTV Asia

Steve King — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Let’s just say you are a sicker individual than you already are. Let’s just say there are things that you don’t want anyone to know about. Let’s just say, you order ladies panties to sniff in your “private time”. All I can say, Caviat Emptor. If you have every wondered what those soiled ladies undergarments [...]

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Ace Beds

Steve King — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 15:00:56 +0000

Sweet Mother of God!!! A beautiful woman doing yoga on a bed? We have a smile, Downward Facing Dog, stretching and it is all done in white silk. This commercial is too short. so , replaying is a must.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Pocky

Steve King — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:03:50 +0000

Yesterday, we were able to witness Lesbian School Girls Kissing, you know the trifecta. Today: School Girls putting something in their mouth and giggling. Can life get any better? Yes, but you would need to pay for one of those adult websites, which we are not.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial: Lesbian Candy Commercial

Steve King — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 16:30:10 +0000

Sweet Jesus! I have found the trifecta of commercials. I have spent a lot of time praying for a day we could find the perfect commercial that we would not understand and I doubted that I would ever find it…but I did…and it is everything I had hoped: Hot Asian Women School Girl outfits Lesbian [...]

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Some Kind of Candy. I Didn't Pay Attention & You Won't Either

Steve King — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 16:00:16 +0000

Elements of a GREAT TV commercial. One HOT spokes woman One Bikini Very little support for the top Lots of jumping and bouncing The result is this commercial. What it is for, I don’t recall. All I know is she is happy and I should have made this a Pause and Toss, but didn’t…I am [...]

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Mannings Plus

Steve King — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 16:00:14 +0000

This one is kind of lame, until you realize that the cat thought that it’s owner was dying, which meant that it was time to go travel the world, until it was hungry and comes home to find the owner dead…or it thought she was.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Pretz

Steve King — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 16:00:43 +0000

Pretzels with a cheerleader-looking girl and two Gisha Girls. This is one of those WTF commercials. Kind of creepy, even.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Sina Search

Steve King — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 16:00:44 +0000

Either she likes having things put up her rear end, she doesn’t pull her drawers out of her ass or she doesn’t wipe. Either way, I feel bad for the dog.

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Delicare

Steve King — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 16:14:33 +0000

This commercial begs the question, do all men in Japan have crabs or just crotch rot?

Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: Centraal Baheer

Steve King — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 17:18:14 +0000

Let's just saying you went to an Asian country and you are getting acupuncture when a fire breaks out. What happens next? Take a look.