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Have you ever pulled up to a gas pump only to be startled by the ads that broadcast via the screen at the pump?

The ad first debuted on the "Today" show prior to the Super Bowl.

The effect is said to calm the brain and soothe those in an agitated emotional state, so what better place to try it out than the Superbowl?

I think it's safe to say that if you are somewhere between the age of 15 & 100, you've probably seen a porno. And once you see one, you've seen them all. (Woman (or women) gets all hot and bothered, random guy shows up, moaning ensues, then comes the money shot, repeat.) Personally, I think the best part of the porn business are the ads. They have to be super creative and ingenious to capture

Some men have a real problem and it's called Premature Ejaculation. If you're a "Minute Man" or "Two-Pump Chump" you know it's really sad thing. While everyone else is having hours of sexual bliss, you are done and watching SportsCenter in 30 seconds or less...

Men, since the dawn of time, have been bitching about some women's inability to do anything right in the kitchen. Sure, women can do a lot of amazing things that most men can't. It's a fact. But, when you have a woman that can't be of any use in the kitchen, usually the relationship suffers and neither of you eat very well...

More effective than the threat of hideous diseases is the threat of responsibility. Olla Condoms in Brazil sent friend requests to single dudes from fictional love children. Which is a weird, yet effective way to get guys to wrap it up... I'm thinking of buying stock in Trojan now...