Steak and a BJ Day Is Quite Possibly the Greatest Holiday EVER!
This time of the year sucks the big one if your a guy. Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and the pressure to meet your ladies expectations is mounting. And guys, we all know what happens if we fail: we don’t get laid and we get bitched at on a pretty consistent basis.
It sucks. It’s terrible that all the pressure is on us and we get nothing in return. Well, finally, the shoe gets put on the other foot with a love holiday designed for guys – Steak & BJ Day.
On March 14 — exactly one month after V-Day — is a holiday where the guys get pampered and loved on.
The concept is pretty simple. We bend over backwards and break our backs to make the ladies in our lives feel special on Valentine’s Day. Steak & a BJ Day is the same thing except for guys. Men do not want candy. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob.
It’s a chance for all the ladies to reciprocate their undying love for us by cooking steak and giving out a solid, mindblowing BJ. Which I don’t think is too much to ask.
Help spread the word about this wonderful holiday, and ladies, if you want to participate, click here for tips on how to cook a perfect steak and throw a perfect blowski.
Fellas, you’re welcome.