Position: Talking Head and Sacrificial Liver
Interests: Writing; loud, aggressive music; a glass of Macallan and a nice cigar; large bikes; expensive guitars; and women of all shapes, sizes, and flavors.
Dislikes: Smelly women with facial hair
Background: Straight out of New Orleans, armed with a box of CDs, headphones, and a desire to never work at a real job. Meteoric rise-to-the-bottom precipitated by crappy relationships, drunken shenanigans, and a fascination with nefarious women and their predilection for spinning around poles.
Favorite Bands: Tool, Alice In Chains, The Cult, BRMC, The Black Keys, The Doors, The Ramones, Silvertide, Zep, Pantera, Down, A Perfect Circle, Mother Love Bone, Carney, The Dead Weather, Mission U.K., Candlebox, Shinedown, UFO, King’s X, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Billy Holliday, WHite Stripes, Jane’s Addiction, Nine Inch Nails, White Zombie, Montrose, Sabbath, Soundgarden, Muse, Theory of a Deadman, U2, Pearl Jam, OLD Red Hot Chili Peppers (i.e., Freaky Styley), Black Crowes, Godsmack, Sevendust, Deftones…this could go on for days…
Favorite Writers: Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Robbins, Henry Charles Bukowski, Arthur Rimbaud, Dylan Thomas, Chuck Palahniuk.
Beverage of Choice: Macallan, Glenlivet, Bushmills, Jamesons, etc…Bombay Sapphire & tonic, Petron, a Heavy Water Collins, or Fiji water…
Favorite Food: A nice medium fillet, sushi, oysters (raw or grilled), Thai food, Hooters wings (oh, how I love those 911 drummies!), Bangers & Mash, Shepherd’s Pie