‘Rule’s 2 Da Game of Hoez’ As Written By A Bunch Of Heroin Slinging Pimps!
Police raided a house in Long Island New York last night and arrested eight people on prostitution and heroin charges. They also uncovered an awesome list of handwritten instructions for pimps called “Rule’s 2 Da game of Hoez!!” Enjoy.
Now, if you can’t read that handwriting (we have to give some stuff up to the game) here is the list in a way you can understand:
Rule’s 2 Da game of Hoez!!!
#1.) Alwayz make them need and depend on you so you have power over them. (Power is control)
#2.) Make them understand that you don’t need them, they need you, and they are replaceable. Never let them no if you need them deep down inside.
#3.) Never let no 1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme.
#4.) No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don’t trust none of them. (Like “Scarface”. Who do I trust?? Me that’s who . . .)
#5.) Alwayz stay 2 steps ahead of the game you have them playin . . .
#6.) Don’t let them no all your plan’s, but alwayz try 2 no there’s . . .
#7.) Make sure you own there mind’s, body’s, and soul’s. (N test it out every often 2 make sure)
#8.) Keep your bi on the low as possible when it comes to family and hater’s. (Cause you can’t trust none of them) (–We think bi is an abbreviation for what Snoop Dogg would call a “bee-yotch”.)
#9.) Alwayz try 2 no whatz goin on. (Make them tell on each other.)
#10.) Give respect when respect’s due. (Follow these rule’s and you should b gucci.)