You don't have a hair on your ass if you think that I am letting a bunch of monkeys take over the world.

Friday, the precursor to planet of the apes comes into theaters and shows how the apes came to power and the downfall of civilization as we know it. I don't know who imagined this or even thought that this is possible but I can assure you two things, they've never been south of the mason-dixon, and they free base cocaine. Imagine monkeys trying to take over the Shreveport area and surrounding areas. They come barreling down the road and then they meet over 5000 rednecks who are armed to the teeth and it don't matter how many sharp sticks and banana peels you got with you, things are not gonna end well for you. I can probably sit on my roof with a deer rifle and leave a pile of them in the road myself lol. Anyways, if you're an old school nerd and like the planet of the apes saga then go and see the movie and be sure to leave a pissed off comment on this post.

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