Retired (bored?) 72 Year old Guy Explaining How Much Corn is on a Cob

I don't know the science behind it but when you get old you get cranky. Maybe it's because all of those damn kids won't get off your lawn. I dunno. I do know this guy wants everybody to know the appropriate amount of corn you should get at a restaurant.

Maybe I'm reading too much into this. Maybe he's just trying to educate everybody, if you want a whole damn plate of corn eat 2 ears. All I know is if I'm at a crawfish boil I'm eating as much corn as I can and seeing it circle the drain for a month after.