If you're a poor, broke schmuck like me, chances are you've combed the aisles of the grocery store searching for cases of $2.00 Ramen Noodles. We don't eat them by choice, but out of necessity. It's just one of those things that you have to do to be single, survive, and afford booze at the bar.

The makers of Instant Ramen finally figured out that us, the broken down drunks of the world, account for 90% of their sales. So to feed and entertain us, they came out with a new line of Ramen Noodles. If any of these interest you, you can buy them here....