Pirates of the Caribbean Review

Over the weekend we got to see Pirates of the Caribbean. It was outstanding but only because Orlando Bloom and Kierra Knightly were not in the feature and were instead replaced by Penelope Cruz. She looked amazing and pirates make my pants shorter now because of her. Anyway, if you're looking for good reviews before you go see the movie then this is one of them because the whole thing was great. I could have used a little more Barbaosa because he is my favorite character and you didn't get to see him do his thing a whole lot. One more thing, the chick that plays the mermaid is fine as hell too.