Halloween Zombies
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Halloween is fast approaching and people are buying guns and ammo to protect themselves from zombies. In fact, the purchase of guns has increased at such a high rate; the increased number of background checks has caused the FBI's system to crash a couple of times.

If you're planning to party on Halloween, we recommend that you do not dress as a zombie because you could possibly face the risk of being mistaken for a real zombie and shot to death. We would like to strongly discourage you from dressing as Barrack Obama, and let us make this clear; you might stand an even higher risk of being gunned down. The last thing we want is a Halloween shutdown.

Stock up on your zombie-killing weapons now and help make this a safe Halloween.

On Halloween night, please avoid people who look like any of the pictures below, they could ruin a great party.

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    Tammy Tongue Tied

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    Dexter the Dentist

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    Phyllis Killer

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    Pretty Nurse Betty

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    Jimmy Joe Johnson

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    Bloody Mary the Maid

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    Clovis Ledbetter

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    Red Head Ruby

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    Right Leaning Larry

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    Glenda Green

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    Mack the Knife

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    Penny Dollar

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    Cornfield Cutie Cousins

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