Well, it has been rumored for many years...hell, decades that Jodie Foster ate clam. And yesterday at the Golden Globes she admitted it...kind of.

Luckily, Jodie is not a butch lesbian in the same vein as say, Rosie O'Donnell or Ellen DeGeneres. Thankfully, she is a semi-lipstick lesbian. And here is a tribute to her best asserts, which are now much hotter that we know that she is licking the carpet.