Some folks can grow a killer beard (Zakk Wylde), some cannot, and then we have the poor fools that can't but try anyway and then they end up with something resembling a dismembered vag on their face. It's kind of sad, really. But even sadder and pathetic than not being able to grow a beard, is having to buy one!

But that's EXACTLY what some whiny vaginy hipsters are doing. They want a beard, can't grow one, so they are paying THOUSANDS of dollars for a beard transplant. Here, watch this video on these pathetic losers:

If you REALLY want to grow a beard, follow these simple instructions:

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