Us guys are always thinking of ways to scam on chicks. Whether we are crafting clever pick up lines (my personal favorite is "My zipper's down, are you?"), figuring out what clothes to wear at different places for a higher rate of success, or everything in between, us single fellas are always on the make.

That's why companies like AXE are still in business. We see those commercials, figure "what the hell" and go buy a few cans because if it works it was all so worth the trip to WalMart. However, I've always said Axe smells like ass and should only used to start fires. This, my friends, is how you pick up chicks using a product to your advantage....alcohol really is the gift that keeps on giving. As long as giving doesn't include alimony payments, child support, or prison.