Two things I never thought I'd hear in a sentence together are Pornhub and Christmas Carols. But, here we are talking about the unthinkable. Pornhub has put together a group of musically 'adept' pornstars to make a Christmas record. Yes...let that sink in for a minute. 

Yup...the free hardcore porn powerhouse is coming at you with “Coming for Christmas,” a song from PornHub Records. It features pornstars Brooklyn Blue, Angel Long, Jess West, Victoria Summers and Ben Dover.

Somehow I imagine these girls have better uses for their mouths than this.... Anyway, to give you a taste of what's to come (pun very much intended) check out the teaser video and lyrics below:

“Have I been a nice girl? Have I been a naughty girl? There’s only one way that we can find out: Let’s go sit on Santa’s lap, See what’s inside his sack.”

Well...looks like we know what Santa is getting for Christmas: VD!

Fappy Holidays,friends.

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